29 Mar 2026 – 07 Sep 2026
Every duel, ambush and team battle. Attacked is battles you started, Defended is battles started against you, Ambush is the bot’s surprise attacks. Win rate is shown for players with at least 20 battles.
| Player | W | L | Win rate | Attacked | Defended | Ambush | Team | Net clock | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 277 | 125 | 68.9% | 126–70 | 126–52 | 25–3 | 20–12 | +105d 11h |
| 2 | Noir Shadow | 264 | 131 | 66.8% | 121–59 | 130–61 | 13–11 | 16–21 | +78d 20h |
| 3 | cdb TheLastStoner | 235 | 160 | 59.5% | 107–87 | 116–66 | 12–7 | 19–14 | +34d 3h |
| 4 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 222 | 179 | 55.4% | 94–88 | 117–87 | 11–4 | 15–14 | +53d 23h |
| 5 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 217 | 153 | 58.6% | 87–72 | 118–74 | 12–7 | 20–17 | +51d 5h |
| 6 | useless person | 211 | 167 | 55.8% | 92–82 | 103–78 | 16–7 | 15–12 | +38d 9h |
| 7 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 201 | 158 | 56.0% | 87–73 | 105–72 | 9–13 | 19–15 | +28d 18h |
| 8 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 197 | 130 | 60.2% | 93–62 | 92–59 | 12–9 | 13–21 | +69d 13h |
| 9 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 175 | 202 | 46.4% | 84–101 | 82–88 | 9–13 | 19–17 | +24d 17h |
| 10 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 172 | 140 | 55.1% | 72–59 | 88–71 | 12–10 | 20–15 | +23d 10h |
| 11 | bs slackie's pet | 166 | 120 | 58.0% | 59–69 | 99–45 | 8–6 | 13–12 | +9d 15h |
| 12 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 163 | 148 | 52.4% | 76–78 | 74–61 | 13–9 | 14–15 | +31d 2h |
| 13 | negative muon | 148 | 142 | 51.0% | 60–77 | 69–55 | 19–10 | 18–20 | +19d 0h |
| 14 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 143 | 193 | 42.6% | 52–90 | 81–91 | 10–12 | 19–18 | −6d 3h |
| 15 | twizzy Lithomancer | 129 | 139 | 48.1% | 57–52 | 66–78 | 6–9 | 13–25 | +14d 5h |
| 16 | Bitbrain The Tripper | 115 | 67 | 63.2% | 53–32 | 56–31 | 6–4 | 12–5 | +18d 21h |
| 17 | Charu Warlock | 113 | 124 | 47.7% | 53–55 | 53–67 | 7–2 | 12–10 | +17d 23h |
| 18 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 111 | 125 | 47.0% | 61–57 | 45–54 | 5–14 | 16–10 | +13d 12h |
| 19 | Hector The well-endowed | 104 | 106 | 49.5% | 45–50 | 55–53 | 4–3 | 10–9 | +6d 3h |
| 20 | Crownfall Architect | 97 | 66 | 59.5% | 34–39 | 58–23 | 5–4 | 3–3 | +4d 21h |
| 21 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 96 | 129 | 42.7% | 44–61 | 43–63 | 9–5 | 8–14 | −8h 56m |
| 22 | brute Sumo | 83 | 94 | 46.9% | 23–38 | 56–50 | 4–6 | 9–8 | +2d 4h |
| 23 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 79 | 67 | 54.1% | 39–31 | 34–32 | 6–4 | 5–8 | +14d 0h |
| 24 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 77 | 104 | 42.5% | 28–45 | 39–50 | 10–9 | 9–6 | +5d 14h |
| 25 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 74 | 72 | 50.7% | 29–45 | 42–22 | 3–5 | 4–4 | +3d 18h |
| 26 | usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom | 71 | 94 | 43.0% | 26–42 | 41–41 | 4–11 | 10–8 | +13h 13m |
| 27 | slackie dongmaster | 70 | 104 | 40.2% | 27–40 | 37–58 | 6–6 | 7–6 | +9d 20h |
| 28 | Kognac Scion | 69 | 72 | 48.9% | 21–29 | 42–41 | 6–2 | 8–4 | +1d 19h |
| 29 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 69 | 109 | 38.8% | 29–43 | 33–58 | 7–8 | 10–8 | +2d 20h |
| 30 | slackie (I) dongmaster | 69 | 113 | 37.9% | 26–49 | 35–56 | 8–8 | 8–8 | −22h 29m |
| 31 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 66 | 67 | 49.6% | 20–35 | 37–27 | 9–5 | 13–12 | +4d 11h |
| 32 | Poppy Rogue | 59 | 72 | 45.0% | 28–30 | 28–39 | 3–3 | 6–5 | +5d 0h |
| 33 | ToiletSeat flush | 59 | 105 | 36.0% | 24–41 | 32–60 | 3–4 | 7–9 | +5d 11h |
| 34 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 58 | 40 | 59.2% | 28–18 | 27–20 | 3–2 | 5–5 | +9d 4h |
| 35 | Setsuna Samurai | 56 | 75 | 42.7% | 15–36 | 33–38 | 8–1 | 5–9 | +1d 12h |
| 36 | predakanga code monkey | 55 | 21 | 72.4% | 11–5 | 41–14 | 3–2 | 3–3 | +1d 18h |
| 37 | entropys donkey | 54 | 73 | 42.5% | 20–36 | 32–35 | 2–2 | 7–8 | +7h 45m |
| 38 | leonardo turtle | 51 | 102 | 33.3% | 16–40 | 30–56 | 5–6 | 5–11 | −3h 49m |
| 39 | MrGrab Seeder | 41 | 56 | 42.3% | 16–27 | 22–27 | 3–2 | 5–12 | +15h 14m |
| 40 | fart the stink | 39 | 29 | 57.4% | 14–11 | 23–17 | 2–1 | 1–4 | +1d 2h |
| 41 | SaveFerris Cat | 33 | 32 | 50.8% | 12–13 | 19–18 | 2–1 | 6–5 | +14h 17m |
| 42 | trip sdr | 31 | 36 | 46.3% | 14–13 | 15–19 | 2–4 | 1–1 | +1d 0h |
| 43 | fknChaos Viking | 31 | 57 | 35.2% | 13–27 | 18–29 | 0–1 | 3–3 | −1d 22h |
| 44 | am2088 wizard | 26 | 22 | 54.2% | 13–9 | 11–12 | 2–1 | 1–2 | +17h 50m |
| 45 | gamerkonks Rogue | 26 | 45 | 36.6% | 10–19 | 15–25 | 1–1 | 5–5 | −11h 51m |
| 46 | brindabella Marsupial under your bed | 25 | 46 | 35.2% | 6–19 | 16–21 | 3–6 | 2–3 | −17h 9m |
| 47 | Corroding3403 Financier | 22 | 27 | 44.9% | 8–17 | 13–9 | 1–1 | 2–4 | +12h 41m |
| 48 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 21 | 31 | 40.4% | 9–17 | 11–14 | 1–0 | 1–2 | +16h 36m |
| 49 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 20 | 41 | 32.8% | 5–19 | 13–21 | 2–1 | 2–5 | −12h 52m |
| 50 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 16 | 52 | 23.5% | 4–24 | 11–22 | 1–6 | 2–2 | −19h 37m |
| 51 | moo cow | 15 | 34 | 30.6% | 8–15 | 7–16 | 0–3 | 4–2 | +15h 26m |
| 52 | Moleski Goblin | 15 | 38 | 28.3% | 7–17 | 7–21 | 1–0 | 4–4 | +12h 56m |
| 53 | Kat Alchemist | 12 | 34 | 26.1% | 8–14 | 4–19 | 0–1 | 5–3 | +4h 30m |
| 54 | Kintoki TheJewelGuy | 9 | 20 | 31.0% | 2–10 | 7–9 | 0–1 | 0–0 | −5h 38m |
| 55 | kObura Sp4cePir4te | 8 | 14 | 36.4% | 5–10 | 3–3 | 0–1 | 1–0 | +1h 22m |
| 56 | cum God | 8 | 19 | 29.6% | 3–14 | 5–5 | 0–0 | 1–1 | −3h 19m |
| 57 | DXtremz Nobody | 8 | 21 | 27.6% | 5–13 | 3–7 | 0–1 | 0–1 | −10m |
| 58 | Camelittle HamburgerHelper | 7 | 15 | 31.8% | 7–8 | 0–6 | 0–1 | 2–0 | +4h 7m |
| 59 | CocoaPuff Princess | 6 | 6 | — | 4–5 | 2–1 | 0–0 | 1–2 | −35m |
| 60 | Maleficus Struggler | 6 | 12 | — | 4–7 | 1–5 | 1–0 | 1–1 | +2h 11m |
| 61 | Squirtle The Water Pokemon | 6 | 23 | 20.7% | 2–15 | 4–8 | 0–0 | 0–1 | −3h 56m |
| 62 | Kenshin The Wanderer | 6 | 30 | 16.7% | 4–13 | 2–15 | 0–2 | 1–2 | −7h 37m |
| 63 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 5 | 26 | 16.1% | 2–17 | 3–8 | 0–1 | 0–0 | −13h 24m |
| 64 | raphael turtle | 4 | 8 | — | 4–6 | 0–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | +56m |
| 65 | tonysoprano italian | 4 | 24 | 14.3% | 0–15 | 4–9 | 0–0 | 2–1 | −6h 33m |
| 66 | donatello turtle | 3 | 12 | — | 2–8 | 0–4 | 1–0 | 0–0 | −1h 5m |
| 67 | michelangelo turtle | 2 | 9 | — | 0–6 | 2–3 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −48m |
| 68 | boosy keyboard-warrior | 2 | 14 | — | 2–8 | 0–5 | 0–1 | 0–0 | −2h 43m |
| 69 | brenex Thief | 2 | 15 | — | 1–11 | 1–4 | 0–0 | 1–1 | −6h 47m |
| 70 | fabricionaweb Soul Seeker | 1 | 2 | — | 1–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −0m |
| 71 | milkeater Vigilante | 1 | 3 | — | 1–1 | 0–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | +6m |
| 72 | otl slackie has a microdong | 1 | 9 | — | 1–4 | 0–5 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −41m |
| 73 | Nachtzeit Wanderer | 1 | 9 | — | 0–7 | 1–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −22m |
| 74 | k0r302 Thief | 0 | 1 | — | 0–1 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −0m |
| 75 | kirato Bunny | 0 | 2 | — | 0–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −3m |
| 76 | shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme | 0 | 4 | — | 0–4 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −7m |
| 77 | animeman Wizard | 0 | 5 | — | 0–3 | 0–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −14m |
| 78 | Staplefish Rogue | 0 | 7 | — | 0–5 | 0–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −16m |
| 79 | onehotalien prober | 0 | 17 | — | 0–12 | 0–5 | 0–0 | 0–1 | −5h 15m |
Winning a battle you started removes time from your clock; losing one adds time. Only the attacker’s clock ever moves — defending is free, win or lose. Attacking pays off on average: a win removes far more than a loss adds.
| Player | Net clock |
|---|---|
| Pyman | +105d 11h |
| Noir | +78d 20h |
| PigmonkeY | +69d 13h |
| ikirudennis | +53d 23h |
| hairlesskitty | +51d 5h |
| useless | +38d 9h |
| cdb | +34d 3h |
| FleischMeister | +31d 2h |
| Hubert | +28d 18h |
| hostyle | +24d 17h |
| gamerkonks | −11h 51m |
| TheJesterType | −12h 52m |
| sYN4P515 | −13h 24m |
| brindabella | −17h 9m |
| ToddHoward | −19h 37m |
| slackie (I) | −22h 29m |
| fknChaos | −1d 22h |
| Sayeth | −6d 3h |
| Player | Time removed | Beaten | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 4d 22h 40m | PigmonkeY |
| 2 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 4d 20h 58m | itWasntMe2004 |
| 3 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 4d 13h 45m | twizzy |
| 4 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 4d 07h 46m | ikirudennis |
| 5 | cdb TheLastStoner | 4d 06h 55m | ToiletSeat |
| 6 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 4d 05h 28m | IdleRPG |
| 7 | Noir Shadow | 4d 01h 21m | Bingcruft |
| 8 | useless person | 4d 00h 47m | FrostyPirate |
| 9 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 3d 22h 58m | Hubert |
| 10 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 3d 22h 26m | slackie |
| Player | Time added | Beaten by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 3d 12h 42m | useless |
| 2 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 2d 19h 54m | ikirudennis |
| 3 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 2d 19h 44m | IdleRPG |
| 4 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 2d 16h 19m | Hubert |
| 5 | useless person | 2d 11h 52m | hostyle |
| 6 | cdb TheLastStoner | 2d 07h 53m | BlueSamurai |
| 7 | Noir Shadow | 2d 07h 05m | fknChaos |
| 8 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 2d 07h 05m | Kognac |
| 9 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 2d 01h 04m | IdleRPG |
| 10 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 1d 16h 56m | brute |
In every battle the bot rolls a random number from 0 to your total item power minus one, and the higher roll wins. Your mean roll as a share of your gear is therefore pure luck — it should sit just under 50% no matter how good your equipment is. Anyone far from 50% over many battles has been blessed or cursed by the RNG. Minimum 20 battles.
| Player | Mean roll | Battles |
|---|---|---|
| Kintoki | 61.3% | 29 |
| predakanga | 60.1% | 76 |
| tonysoprano | 56.2% | 28 |
| Setsuna | 56.0% | 131 |
| Kenshin | 54.9% | 36 |
| Camelittle | 54.8% | 22 |
| Noir | 54.3% | 395 |
| brindabella | 54.2% | 71 |
| Fractum | 48.1% | 52 |
| fart | 47.5% | 68 |
| TheJesterType | 45.6% | 61 |
| turtle | 45.3% | 146 |
| Squirtle | 45.0% | 29 |
| sYN4P515 | 44.1% | 31 |
| DXtremz | 40.9% | 29 |
| cum | 40.7% | 27 |
| Player | Mean roll | vs 50% (pts) | Battles | Best win streak | Worst losing streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kintoki TheJewelGuy | 61.3% | +11.3 | 29 | 2 | 7 |
| 2 | predakanga code monkey | 60.1% | +10.1 | 76 | 8 | 2 |
| 3 | tonysoprano italian | 56.2% | +6.2 | 28 | 2 | 20 |
| 4 | Setsuna Samurai | 56.0% | +6.0 | 131 | 5 | 11 |
| 5 | Kenshin The Wanderer | 54.9% | +4.9 | 36 | 2 | 13 |
| 6 | Camelittle HamburgerHelper | 54.8% | +4.8 | 22 | 3 | 5 |
| 7 | Noir Shadow | 54.3% | +4.3 | 395 | 13 | 5 |
| 8 | brindabella Marsupial under your bed | 54.2% | +4.2 | 71 | 3 | 7 |
| 9 | Kognac Scion | 54.0% | +4.0 | 141 | 7 | 5 |
| 10 | Kat Alchemist | 53.3% | +3.3 | 46 | 2 | 6 |
| 11 | slackie dongmaster | 53.1% | +3.1 | 174 | 6 | 9 |
| 12 | brute Sumo | 52.8% | +2.8 | 177 | 7 | 7 |
| 13 | Hector The well-endowed | 52.7% | +2.7 | 210 | 8 | 8 |
| 14 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 52.3% | +2.3 | 236 | 8 | 8 |
| 15 | usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom | 52.3% | +2.3 | 165 | 4 | 7 |
| 16 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 52.0% | +2.0 | 133 | 6 | 8 |
| 17 | Crownfall Architect | 51.9% | +1.9 | 163 | 8 | 7 |
| 18 | Charu Warlock | 51.8% | +1.8 | 237 | 5 | 6 |
| 19 | Moleski Goblin | 51.8% | +1.8 | 53 | 5 | 11 |
| 20 | kObura Sp4cePir4te | 51.7% | +1.7 | 22 | 3 | 3 |
| 21 | slackie (I) dongmaster | 51.6% | +1.6 | 182 | 5 | 6 |
| 22 | cdb TheLastStoner | 51.5% | +1.5 | 395 | 13 | 6 |
| 23 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 51.4% | +1.4 | 311 | 10 | 8 |
| 24 | MrGrab Seeder | 51.3% | +1.3 | 97 | 3 | 7 |
| 25 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 51.0% | +1.0 | 401 | 9 | 7 |
| 26 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 51.0% | +1.0 | 336 | 6 | 10 |
| 27 | Bitbrain The Tripper | 50.8% | +0.8 | 182 | 12 | 8 |
| 28 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 50.6% | +0.6 | 225 | 5 | 6 |
| 29 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 50.6% | +0.6 | 178 | 3 | 7 |
| 30 | Corroding3403 Financier | 50.5% | +0.5 | 49 | 5 | 7 |
| 31 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 50.0% | +0.0 | 402 | 23 | 5 |
| 32 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 50.0% | +0.0 | 98 | 7 | 6 |
| 33 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 50.0% | +0.0 | 377 | 7 | 6 |
| 34 | gamerkonks Rogue | 50.0% | -0.0 | 71 | 4 | 5 |
| 35 | Poppy Rogue | 50.0% | -0.0 | 131 | 3 | 8 |
| 36 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 50.0% | -0.0 | 370 | 19 | 5 |
| 37 | trip sdr | 49.9% | -0.1 | 67 | 5 | 10 |
| 38 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 49.9% | -0.1 | 327 | 10 | 7 |
| 39 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 49.9% | -0.1 | 312 | 8 | 6 |
| 40 | useless person | 49.6% | -0.4 | 378 | 9 | 7 |
| 41 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 49.6% | -0.4 | 146 | 9 | 8 |
| 42 | fknChaos Viking | 49.5% | -0.5 | 88 | 5 | 12 |
| 43 | leonardo turtle | 49.5% | -0.5 | 153 | 4 | 8 |
| 44 | am2088 wizard | 49.2% | -0.8 | 48 | 5 | 4 |
| 45 | bs slackie's pet | 49.0% | -1.0 | 286 | 11 | 8 |
| 46 | ToiletSeat flush | 49.0% | -1.0 | 164 | 4 | 9 |
| 47 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 48.9% | -1.1 | 68 | 3 | 14 |
| 48 | twizzy Lithomancer | 48.8% | -1.2 | 268 | 8 | 10 |
| 49 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 48.8% | -1.2 | 181 | 5 | 12 |
| 50 | entropys donkey | 48.5% | -1.5 | 127 | 7 | 9 |
| 51 | negative muon | 48.5% | -1.5 | 290 | 10 | 11 |
| 52 | SaveFerris Cat | 48.4% | -1.6 | 65 | 4 | 6 |
| 53 | moo cow | 48.3% | -1.7 | 49 | 2 | 7 |
| 54 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 48.2% | -1.8 | 359 | 14 | 8 |
| 55 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 48.1% | -1.9 | 52 | 3 | 6 |
| 56 | fart the stink | 47.5% | -2.5 | 68 | 7 | 11 |
| 57 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 45.6% | -4.4 | 61 | 6 | 13 |
| 58 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 45.3% | -4.7 | 146 | 7 | 6 |
| 59 | Squirtle The Water Pokemon | 45.0% | -5.0 | 29 | 2 | 7 |
| 60 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 44.1% | -5.9 | 31 | 2 | 10 |
| 61 | DXtremz Nobody | 40.9% | -9.1 | 29 | 4 | 6 |
| 62 | cum God | 40.7% | -9.3 | 27 | 2 | 7 |
| Player | Roll | Of gear | Share | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 660 | 661 | 99.8% |
| 2 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 605 | 606 | 99.8% |
| 3 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 564 | 565 | 99.8% |
| 4 | Charu Warlock | 535 | 536 | 99.8% |
| 5 | bs slackie's pet | 477 | 478 | 99.8% |
| 6 | cdb TheLastStoner | 429 | 430 | 99.8% |
| 7 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 429 | 430 | 99.8% |
| 8 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 390 | 391 | 99.7% |
| 9 | SaveFerris Cat | 381 | 382 | 99.7% |
| 10 | gamerkonks Rogue | 376 | 377 | 99.7% |
| Player | Roll | Of gear | Share | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 0 | 735 | 0.0% |
| 2 | Noir Shadow | 0 | 680 | 0.0% |
| 3 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 0 | 584 | 0.0% |
| 4 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 0 | 559 | 0.0% |
| 5 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 0 | 549 | 0.0% |
| 6 | Setsuna Samurai | 0 | 549 | 0.0% |
| 7 | Charu Warlock | 0 | 532 | 0.0% |
| 8 | cdb TheLastStoner | 0 | 469 | 0.0% |
| 9 | useless person | 0 | 467 | 0.0% |
| 10 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 0 | 458 | 0.0% |
Head-to-head records across all battle types. The giant-killer score adds up how much stronger each beaten opponent was; the choke score does the same for losses to weaker opponents. Higher means more of it.
| Matchup | Battles | Record | Leader | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman vs hairlesskitty | 24 | 18–6 | Pyman |
| 2 | Pyman vs ikirudennis | 23 | 16–7 | Pyman |
| 3 | ikirudennis vs useless | 19 | 9–10 | useless |
| 4 | PigmonkeY vs ikirudennis | 19 | 10–9 | PigmonkeY |
| 5 | hostyle vs ikirudennis | 18 | 9–9 | level |
| 6 | ikirudennis vs twizzy | 18 | 9–9 | level |
| 7 | Noir vs useless | 17 | 11–6 | Noir |
| 8 | cdb vs xXRaYmAnXx | 17 | 12–5 | cdb |
| 9 | FleischMeister vs cdb | 17 | 6–11 | cdb |
| 10 | Hubert vs Pyman | 17 | 6–11 | Pyman |
| 11 | Hubert vs Noir | 17 | 11–6 | Hubert |
| 12 | cdb vs hairlesskitty | 17 | 9–8 | cdb |
| 13 | Sayeth vs cdb | 16 | 5–11 | cdb |
| 14 | Noir vs negative | 16 | 12–4 | Noir |
| 15 | Sayeth vs negative | 16 | 8–8 | level |
| Player | Nemesis | Losses to them | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | hostyle Spatula Holder | cdb | 12 |
| 2 | Sayeth Dark Templar | ikirudennis | 11 |
| 3 | ikirudennis Calamitor | Pyman | 16 |
| 4 | useless person | Noir | 11 |
| 5 | cdb TheLastStoner | Pyman | 10 |
| 6 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | Pyman | 11 |
| 7 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | Pyman | 18 |
| 8 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | cdb | 11 |
| 9 | negative muon | Noir | 12 |
| 10 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | Pyman | 10 |
| 11 | twizzy Lithomancer | PigmonkeY | 10 |
| 12 | Noir Shadow | Hubert | 11 |
| 13 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | Hubert | 10 |
| 14 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | Pyman | 9 |
| 15 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | hostyle | 7 |
| Player | Times targeted | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | ikirudennis | 204 |
| 2 | hairlesskitty | 192 |
| 3 | Noir | 191 |
| 4 | cdb | 182 |
| 5 | useless | 181 |
| 6 | Pyman | 178 |
| 7 | Hubert | 177 |
| 8 | Sayeth | 172 |
| 9 | hostyle | 170 |
| 10 | itWasntMe2004 | 159 |
| 11 | PigmonkeY | 151 |
| Player | Upset score | W–L | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | CocoaPuff Princess | 117.2 | 6–6 |
| 2 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 37.8 | 5–26 |
| 3 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 31.3 | 143–193 |
| 4 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 27.8 | 175–202 |
| 5 | leonardo turtle | 26.4 | 51–102 |
| 6 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 25.2 | 74–72 |
| 7 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 24.9 | 163–148 |
| 8 | twizzy Lithomancer | 22.0 | 129–139 |
| 9 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 21.4 | 96–129 |
| 10 | slackie dongmaster | 19.3 | 70–104 |
| 11 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 19.0 | 111–125 |
| 12 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 18.9 | 69–109 |
| Player | Choke score | W–L | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 178.6 | 277–125 |
| 2 | Noir Shadow | 50.8 | 264–131 |
| 3 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 49.6 | 201–158 |
| 4 | useless person | 44.9 | 211–167 |
| 5 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 37.5 | 222–179 |
| 6 | bs slackie's pet | 35.7 | 166–120 |
| 7 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 29.5 | 217–153 |
| 8 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 27.6 | 172–140 |
| 9 | negative muon | 22.5 | 148–142 |
| 10 | Charu Warlock | 21.6 | 113–124 |
| 11 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 20.2 | 197–130 |
| 12 | cdb TheLastStoner | 19.9 | 235–160 |
Random events that move your clock with no battle involved. Godsends speed you up, calamities slow you down, the hand of God is the rare huge blessing, and smites counts being forsaken by an evil god or consumed by holy fire. Net fate is the sum of all of it.
| Player | Godsends | Calamities | Hand of God | Crits dealt | Crits taken | Smites | Net fate | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 38 | 21 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | +40d 23h |
| 2 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 40 | 16 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | +30d 5h |
| 3 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 35 | 12 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 1 | +24d 19h |
| 4 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 40 | 21 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 1 | +21d 15h |
| 5 | Noir Shadow | 44 | 13 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 6 | +17d 9h |
| 6 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 26 | 9 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 8 | +16d 22h |
| 7 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 37 | 20 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 3 | +15d 5h |
| 8 | twizzy Lithomancer | 26 | 15 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | +14d 22h |
| 9 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 48 | 19 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 5 | +14d 20h |
| 10 | cdb TheLastStoner | 26 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 1 | +14d 11h |
| 11 | negative muon | 31 | 12 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1 | +11d 2h |
| 12 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 39 | 16 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +10d 5h |
| 13 | Charu Warlock | 27 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | +9d 13h |
| 14 | Poppy Rogue | 21 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | +9d 11h |
| 15 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 20 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 3 | +8d 12h |
| 16 | bs slackie's pet | 39 | 18 | 12 | 4 | 1 | 5 | +8d 1h |
| 17 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 18 | 9 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | +7d 18h |
| 18 | Kognac Scion | 15 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | +6d 21h |
| 19 | ToiletSeat flush | 24 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | +6d 17h |
| 20 | usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom | 19 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | +6d 9h |
| 21 | slackie (I) dongmaster | 21 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | +6d 0h |
| 22 | brute Sumo | 18 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +4d 22h |
| 23 | entropys donkey | 18 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +4d 13h |
| 24 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 17 | 13 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | +4d 11h |
| 25 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 18 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | +4d 11h |
| 26 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 25 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | +4d 11h |
| 27 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 19 | 11 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | +4d 8h |
| 28 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 22 | 13 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | +4d 7h |
| 29 | leonardo turtle | 11 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +3d 18h |
| 30 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 17 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | +3d 10h |
| 31 | slackie dongmaster | 22 | 10 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 3 | +3d 5h |
| 32 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | +1d 22h |
| 33 | MrGrab Seeder | 17 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1d 16h |
| 34 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 33 | 16 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 | +1d 13h |
| 35 | predakanga code monkey | 8 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | +1d 6h |
| 36 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +22h 29m |
| 37 | trip sdr | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +20h 42m |
| 38 | Kat Alchemist | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +19h 52m |
| 39 | Corroding3403 Financier | 9 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | +12h 28m |
| 40 | Moleski Goblin | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +8h 50m |
| 41 | brindabella Marsupial under your bed | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +6h 30m |
| 42 | Kenshin The Wanderer | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +3h 56m |
| 43 | Squirtle The Water Pokemon | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +2h 58m |
| 44 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +2h 53m |
| 45 | DXtremz Nobody | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +2h 12m |
| 46 | tonysoprano italian | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +1h 59m |
| 47 | am2088 wizard | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +1h 43m |
| 48 | Camelittle HamburgerHelper | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +44m |
| 49 | Kintoki TheJewelGuy | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +33m |
| 50 | SaveFerris Cat | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +28m |
| 51 | raphael turtle | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +18m |
| 52 | brenex Thief | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +16m |
| 53 | Nachtzeit Wanderer | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +5m |
| 54 | otl slackie has a microdong | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +5m |
| 55 | donatello turtle | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +4m |
| 56 | kObura Sp4cePir4te | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | +0m |
| 57 | onehotalien prober | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −1m |
| 58 | gamerkonks Rogue | 10 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | −4m |
| 59 | Maleficus Struggler | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −15m |
| 60 | boosy keyboard-warrior | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −37m |
| 61 | cum God | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −1h 6m |
| 62 | CocoaPuff Princess | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −1h 38m |
| 63 | fart the stink | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | −1h 50m |
| 64 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | −6h 25m |
| 65 | moo cow | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −12h 31m |
| 66 | Setsuna Samurai | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −14h 38m |
| 67 | Crownfall Architect | 17 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | −21h 13m |
| 68 | Hector The well-endowed | 20 | 13 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | −1d 1h |
| 69 | Bitbrain The Tripper | 15 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | −1d 6h |
| 70 | fknChaos Viking | 12 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | −1d 18h |
| 71 | useless person | 27 | 20 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | −8d 8h |
Quests are run by four players chosen by the gods; completing one clears 25% of everyone’s remaining time. Ruined counts quests you broke by going idle — your whole party pays for it. Gear is total item power; items can be enchanted, damaged, or stolen outright.
| Player | Peak | Current | Enchants | Damaged | Stole | Robbed | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 946 | 946 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 2 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 932 | 932 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| 3 | Noir Shadow | 929 | 745 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
| 4 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 889 | 889 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 5 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 873 | 867 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 |
| 6 | Crownfall Architect | 866 | 866 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| 7 | Bitbrain The Tripper | 764 | 762 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 8 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 760 | 757 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| 9 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 687 | 687 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 10 | bs slackie's pet | 648 | 646 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 11 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 638 | 638 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 12 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 629 | 629 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| 13 | useless person | 606 | 606 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| 14 | Setsuna Samurai | 601 | 601 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 15 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 585 | 585 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 16 | negative muon | 585 | 585 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| 17 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 583 | 583 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 18 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 583 | 580 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 19 | Charu Warlock | 558 | 558 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 20 | slackie dongmaster | 541 | 541 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| 21 | Poppy Rogue | 540 | 540 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 22 | Kognac Scion | 526 | 526 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 23 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 514 | 514 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 24 | brute Sumo | 510 | 510 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 25 | cdb TheLastStoner | 502 | 451 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 26 | ToiletSeat flush | 490 | 490 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 27 | twizzy Lithomancer | 486 | 486 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 28 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 476 | 462 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 29 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 471 | 468 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
| 30 | SaveFerris Cat | 462 | 462 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 31 | predakanga code monkey | 450 | 450 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 32 | fknChaos Viking | 448 | 448 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 33 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 434 | 434 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 34 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 415 | 415 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| 35 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 395 | 394 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| 36 | usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom | 395 | 395 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 0 |
| 37 | MrGrab Seeder | 391 | 361 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| 38 | gamerkonks Rogue | 390 | 390 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 39 | entropys donkey | 386 | 386 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 40 | Hector The well-endowed | 385 | 383 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| 41 | moo cow | 372 | 372 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 42 | leonardo turtle | 371 | 371 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 43 | DXtremz Nobody | 360 | 360 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 44 | slackie (I) dongmaster | 355 | 355 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
| 45 | Moleski Goblin | 350 | 350 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 46 | fart the stink | 349 | 349 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 47 | brindabella Marsupial under your bed | 344 | 344 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 48 | Camelittle HamburgerHelper | 329 | 329 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 49 | raphael turtle | 283 | 283 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 50 | Kintoki TheJewelGuy | 274 | 274 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 51 | Maleficus Struggler | 245 | 245 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 52 | animeman Wizard | 118 | 118 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Player | Quests | Completed | Ruined | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 32 | 23 | 0 |
| 2 | cdb TheLastStoner | 27 | 20 | 3 |
| 3 | Noir Shadow | 32 | 18 | 4 |
| 4 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 30 | 18 | 2 |
| 5 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 28 | 18 | 0 |
| 6 | useless person | 29 | 17 | 0 |
| 7 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 21 | 14 | 0 |
| 8 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 23 | 13 | 4 |
| 9 | negative muon | 19 | 12 | 1 |
| 10 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 25 | 11 | 1 |
| 11 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 21 | 11 | 4 |
| 12 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| 13 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 16 | 10 | 0 |
| 14 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 11 | 10 | 0 |
| 15 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 19 | 9 | 3 |
| 16 | Hector The well-endowed | 18 | 9 | 0 |
| 17 | Crownfall Architect | 16 | 9 | 1 |
| 18 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 14 | 9 | 2 |
| 19 | twizzy Lithomancer | 13 | 9 | 0 |
| 20 | entropys donkey | 13 | 9 | 2 |
| 21 | slackie dongmaster | 13 | 9 | 1 |
| 22 | Poppy Rogue | 12 | 8 | 2 |
| 23 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 11 | 8 | 1 |
| 24 | slackie (I) dongmaster | 9 | 8 | 0 |
| 25 | ToiletSeat flush | 10 | 7 | 3 |
| 26 | Kognac Scion | 13 | 6 | 2 |
| 27 | Charu Warlock | 11 | 6 | 1 |
| 28 | fknChaos Viking | 11 | 6 | 1 |
| 29 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 10 | 6 | 1 |
| 30 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 9 | 6 | 1 |
| 31 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 9 | 5 | 0 |
| 32 | predakanga code monkey | 7 | 5 | 0 |
| 33 | MrGrab Seeder | 7 | 5 | 1 |
| 34 | brute Sumo | 7 | 5 | 0 |
| 35 | bs slackie's pet | 13 | 4 | 9 |
| 36 | usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom | 6 | 4 | 1 |
| 37 | Bitbrain The Tripper | 9 | 3 | 0 |
| 38 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 7 | 3 | 0 |
| 39 | SaveFerris Cat | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 40 | Setsuna Samurai | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 41 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 42 | gamerkonks Rogue | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 43 | leonardo turtle | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 44 | fart the stink | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 45 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 46 | Moleski Goblin | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 47 | trip sdr | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 48 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 49 | Kat Alchemist | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Items change hands two ways: dropped in a fierce battle and picked up by the winner, or lifted straight off a sleeping player — a perk of an evil alignment. Ranked by upgrade, the gap between the item taken and the one the thief threw away, since that is what actually made them stronger. 14 of 42 thefts in this window were off sleeping players.
| Thief | Item | Level | Taken from | Upgrade | How | When | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | bs | weapon | 190 | Noir | +155 | Asleep | 18 Jul |
| 2 | Hubert | amulet | 118 | Setsuna | +83 | In battle | 13 Jun |
| 3 | xXRaYmAnXx | amulet | 120 | Hubert | +81 | Asleep | 03 Jun |
| 4 | SaveFerris | amulet | 102 | negative | +76 | In battle | 26 Apr |
| 5 | slackie | tunic | 106 | BlueSamurai | +69 | Asleep | 16 Aug |
| 6 | ToiletSeat | pair of boots | 47 | MrGrab | +37 | In battle | 28 May |
| 7 | usedbread | tunic | 66 | useless | +31 | Asleep | 14 May |
| 8 | DXtremz | amulet | 41 | leonardo | +30 | In battle | 24 Jul |
| 9 | slackie | helm | 55 | Noir | +30 | Asleep | 13 Aug |
| 10 | bs | ring | 68 | Noir | +26 | Asleep | 26 Jun |
| 11 | usedbread | tunic | 35 | ikirudennis | +22 | Asleep | 14 Apr |
| 12 | slackie | ring | 73 | Crownfall | +22 | Asleep | 07 Aug |
Current level, then whoever is closest to the next one. The bot states a countdown once and never revises it, so each is aged forward from the moment it was read to the end of the log — the figure here is what is left now, not what was announced. A dash means there is no usable countdown: none was ever announced, or the last one ran out (the level clock only ticks while a player is online, so an elapsed countdown means they went idle, not that they are about to level), or they levelled since it was taken, which retires it. 43 of 80 rows are in that state. Peak gear breaks any remaining tie.
| Player | Level | To next level | Peak gear | Alignment | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 59 | 4d 11h 11m | 932 | good |
| 2 | Noir Shadow | 58 | 8d 01h 13m | 929 | good |
| 3 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 58 | 37d 11h 25m | 760 | good |
| 4 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 57 | 2d 02h 42m | 629 | good |
| 5 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 57 | 8d 03h 44m | 585 | — |
| 6 | useless person | 57 | 29d 12h 24m | 606 | good |
| 7 | cdb TheLastStoner | 57 | 30d 00h 38m | 502 | evil |
| 8 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 57 | 30d 09h 08m | 583 | good |
| 9 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 56 | 13h 39m | 873 | good |
| 10 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 56 | 20h 50m | 687 | — |
| 11 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 55 | 7d 18h 27m | 514 | — |
| 12 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 55 | 24d 23h 06m | 395 | — |
| 13 | negative muon | 54 | 3d 16h 14m | 585 | — |
| 14 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 54 | 15d 22h 58m | 471 | evil |
| 15 | twizzy Lithomancer | 54 | 18d 05h 47m | 486 | — |
| 16 | Charu Warlock | 53 | 9d 22h 12m | 558 | — |
| 17 | bs slackie's pet | 53 | — | 648 | evil |
| 18 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 52 | 8d 20h 03m | 415 | — |
| 19 | Hector The well-endowed | 52 | 20d 08h 44m | 385 | good |
| 20 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 51 | 1d 09h 06m | 476 | good |
| 21 | slackie dongmaster | 51 | 3d 20h 14m | 541 | evil |
| 22 | ToiletSeat flush | 51 | 4d 04h 01m | 490 | — |
| 23 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 51 | 9d 17h 56m | 946 | good |
| 24 | Bitbrain The Tripper | 51 | — | 764 | good |
| 25 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 50 | 1d 12h 25m | 434 | — |
| 26 | Kognac Scion | 50 | 6d 05h 33m | 526 | — |
| 27 | brute Sumo | 50 | 7d 06h 55m | 510 | — |
| 28 | Crownfall Architect | 50 | 9d 11h 15m | 866 | good |
| 29 | Poppy Rogue | 50 | — | 540 | — |
| 30 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 49 | 59m | 638 | — |
| 31 | entropys donkey | 49 | 8d 09h 36m | 386 | — |
| 32 | leonardo turtle | 49 | 10d 07h 35m | 371 | good |
| 33 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 49 | — | 889 | good |
| 34 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 49 | — | 583 | — |
| 35 | usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom | 49 | — | 395 | evil |
| 36 | slackie (I) dongmaster | 49 | — | 355 | good |
| 37 | Setsuna Samurai | 47 | — | 601 | — |
| 38 | MrGrab Seeder | 47 | — | 391 | — |
| 39 | fknChaos Viking | 46 | 17h 04m | 448 | — |
| 40 | gamerkonks Rogue | 46 | 4d 15h 25m | 390 | — |
| 41 | predakanga code monkey | 45 | — | 450 | — |
| 42 | SaveFerris Cat | 44 | — | 462 | — |
| 43 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 44 | — | 427 | — |
| 44 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 44 | — | 339 | — |
| 45 | trip sdr | 43 | 3d 03h 32m | 507 | — |
| 46 | Moleski Goblin | 42 | 15h 27m | 350 | — |
| 47 | Kat Alchemist | 41 | 2d 00h 15m | 450 | — |
| 48 | Corroding3403 Financier | 41 | — | 506 | — |
| 49 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 41 | — | 392 | — |
| 50 | moo cow | 41 | — | 372 | good |
| 51 | am2088 wizard | 40 | — | 351 | — |
| 52 | fart the stink | 40 | — | 349 | — |
| 53 | brindabella Marsupial under your bed | 40 | — | 344 | — |
| 54 | Kenshin The Wanderer | 37 | — | 332 | — |
| 55 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 36 | 1d 04h 11m | 359 | — |
| 56 | DXtremz Nobody | 36 | — | 360 | — |
| 57 | cum God | 35 | — | 322 | — |
| 58 | Camelittle HamburgerHelper | 34 | — | 329 | — |
| 59 | Squirtle The Water Pokemon | 34 | — | 248 | — |
| 60 | Kintoki TheJewelGuy | 32 | — | 274 | — |
| 61 | Maleficus Struggler | 32 | — | 245 | — |
| 62 | tonysoprano italian | 31 | 4h 42m | 254 | — |
| 63 | kObura Sp4cePir4te | 31 | — | 260 | — |
| 64 | boosy keyboard-warrior | 31 | — | 244 | good |
| 65 | brenex Thief | 31 | — | 228 | — |
| 66 | raphael turtle | 30 | — | 283 | good |
| 67 | onehotalien prober | 30 | — | 259 | good |
| 68 | donatello turtle | 30 | — | 249 | good |
| 69 | CocoaPuff Princess | 29 | — | 268 | good |
| 70 | michelangelo turtle | 25 | — | 192 | good |
| 71 | otl slackie has a microdong | 24 | 4h 06m | 146 | — |
| 72 | milkeater Vigilante | 23 | — | 199 | — |
| 73 | Nachtzeit Wanderer | 23 | — | 128 | — |
| 74 | animeman Wizard | 19 | — | 118 | — |
| 75 | Staplefish Rogue | 18 | — | 127 | — |
| 76 | kirato Bunny | 12 | — | 31 | — |
| 77 | shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme | 10 | — | 47 | — |
| 78 | k0r302 Thief | 9 | — | 3 | — |
| 79 | fabricionaweb Soul Seeker | 8 | — | 39 | — |
| 80 | MOODENG NOMNOMNOM | 3 | — | 0 | — |
Who is actually still here. A player counts as gone quiet after 14 days with no battle, quest or stroke of fate — 47 of 79 players have been seen since then. Worth knowing when reading the all-time tables: they rank the departed alongside the living.
| Player | Joined | Days in realm | Level | Battles | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nachtzeit Wanderer | 06 Sep | 1 | 23 | 10 |
| 2 | otl slackie has a microdong | 06 Sep | 1 | 24 | 10 |
| 3 | Staplefish Rogue | 06 Sep | 0 | 18 | 7 |
| 4 | shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme | 05 Sep | 0 | 10 | 4 |
| 5 | animeman Wizard | 03 Sep | 3 | 19 | 5 |
| 6 | tonysoprano italian | 02 Sep | 4 | 31 | 28 |
| 7 | CocoaPuff Princess | 01 Sep | 3 | 29 | 12 |
| 8 | onehotalien prober | 01 Sep | 4 | 30 | 17 |
| 9 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 22 Aug | 16 | 36 | 31 |
| 10 | Moleski Goblin | 05 Aug | 31 | 42 | 53 |
| Player | Last seen | Days silent | Days played | Level | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fabricionaweb Soul Seeker | 10 Apr | 150 | 0 | 8 |
| 2 | am2088 wizard | 19 Apr | 141 | 15 | 40 |
| 3 | fart the stink | 19 Apr | 141 | 16 | 40 |
| 4 | predakanga code monkey | 30 Apr | 130 | 28 | 45 |
| 5 | Maleficus Struggler | 30 Apr | 130 | 6 | 32 |
| 6 | kirato Bunny | 30 Apr | 129 | 0 | 12 |
| 7 | Camelittle HamburgerHelper | 14 May | 116 | 6 | 34 |
| 8 | kObura Sp4cePir4te | 19 May | 111 | 4 | 31 |
| 9 | SaveFerris Cat | 27 May | 103 | 33 | 44 |
| 10 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 02 Jun | 97 | 56 | 49 |
Every duel, ambush and team battle. Attacked is battles you started, Defended is battles started against you, Ambush is the bot’s surprise attacks. Win rate is shown for players with at least 20 battles.
| Player | W | L | Win rate | Attacked | Defended | Ambush | Team | Net clock | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 43 | 20 | 68.3% | 14–4 | 25–16 | 4–0 | 3–6 | +16d 21h |
| 2 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 42 | 11 | 79.2% | 18–7 | 22–4 | 2–0 | 3–7 | +19d 3h |
| 3 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 42 | 18 | 70.0% | 24–11 | 14–7 | 4–0 | 3–2 | +40d 2h |
| 4 | negative muon | 41 | 23 | 64.1% | 17–15 | 17–8 | 7–0 | 4–6 | +14d 20h |
| 5 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 39 | 16 | 70.9% | 16–5 | 21–9 | 2–2 | 4–1 | +33d 2h |
| 6 | cdb TheLastStoner | 36 | 22 | 62.1% | 15–12 | 18–6 | 3–4 | 3–5 | +11d 18h |
| 7 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 35 | 21 | 62.5% | 20–8 | 10–11 | 5–2 | 2–3 | +11d 0h |
| 8 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 35 | 22 | 61.4% | 19–6 | 16–13 | 0–3 | 4–4 | +12d 18h |
| 9 | useless person | 33 | 17 | 66.0% | 9–10 | 21–7 | 3–0 | 2–1 | +5d 8h |
| 10 | Noir Shadow | 32 | 12 | 72.7% | 13–4 | 17–8 | 2–0 | 3–4 | +21d 8h |
| 11 | slackie dongmaster | 30 | 21 | 58.8% | 12–8 | 17–13 | 1–0 | 3–1 | +8d 9h |
| 12 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 28 | 21 | 57.1% | 14–10 | 13–9 | 1–2 | 8–2 | +14d 1h |
| 13 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 27 | 18 | 60.0% | 7–11 | 18–6 | 2–1 | 6–4 | +1d 5h |
| 14 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 25 | 16 | 61.0% | 6–7 | 17–9 | 2–0 | 3–4 | −9h 31m |
| 15 | Kognac Scion | 22 | 20 | 52.4% | 8–11 | 12–9 | 2–0 | 1–1 | +2h 52m |
| 16 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 19 | 17 | 52.8% | 12–8 | 6–7 | 1–2 | 3–0 | +7d 1h |
| 17 | Charu Warlock | 19 | 21 | 47.5% | 10–11 | 7–10 | 2–0 | 5–2 | +9d 23h |
| 18 | ToiletSeat flush | 19 | 21 | 47.5% | 11–7 | 8–14 | 0–0 | 4–4 | +6d 12h |
| 19 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 19 | 27 | 41.3% | 5–10 | 12–16 | 2–1 | 4–4 | −4d 19h |
| 20 | brute Sumo | 17 | 28 | 37.8% | 7–12 | 10–14 | 0–2 | 1–2 | −1d 10h |
| 21 | leonardo turtle | 17 | 32 | 34.7% | 6–15 | 8–16 | 3–1 | 1–4 | −16h 24m |
| 22 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 16 | 19 | 45.7% | 9–11 | 6–5 | 1–3 | 3–1 | −1h 24m |
| 23 | twizzy Lithomancer | 16 | 19 | 45.7% | 7–8 | 9–8 | 0–3 | 1–4 | +1d 13h |
| 24 | Setsuna Samurai | 14 | 13 | 51.9% | 6–9 | 7–4 | 1–0 | 2–1 | +19h 11m |
| 25 | Moleski Goblin | 14 | 26 | 35.0% | 6–8 | 7–18 | 1–0 | 4–4 | +14h 33m |
| 26 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 14 | 34 | 29.2% | 10–18 | 2–15 | 2–1 | 2–1 | +3h 28m |
| 27 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 13 | 27 | 32.5% | 8–16 | 3–11 | 2–0 | 4–4 | −14h 0m |
| 28 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 12 | 26 | 31.6% | 3–5 | 8–18 | 1–3 | 1–2 | −4h 2m |
| 29 | gamerkonks Rogue | 11 | 17 | 39.3% | 4–5 | 6–12 | 1–0 | 2–4 | −16h 25m |
| 30 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 10 | 1 | — | 3–1 | 6–0 | 1–0 | 0–1 | +2d 4h |
| 31 | Poppy Rogue | 10 | 18 | 35.7% | 5–13 | 5–5 | 0–0 | 5–1 | −18h 59m |
| 32 | Kat Alchemist | 10 | 24 | 29.4% | 7–6 | 3–17 | 0–1 | 5–3 | +7h 6m |
| 33 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 9 | 8 | — | 2–1 | 7–7 | 0–0 | 2–3 | +7h 29m |
| 34 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 8 | 7 | — | 2–1 | 5–6 | 1–0 | 0–0 | +1d 22h |
| 35 | Hector The well-endowed | 8 | 15 | 34.8% | 2–10 | 5–5 | 1–0 | 1–2 | −3d 15h |
| 36 | fknChaos Viking | 8 | 25 | 24.2% | 4–10 | 4–15 | 0–0 | 0–3 | −2d 15h |
| 37 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 7 | 7 | — | 3–1 | 4–6 | 0–0 | 0–0 | +14h 37m |
| 38 | CocoaPuff Princess | 6 | 6 | — | 4–5 | 2–1 | 0–0 | 1–2 | −35m |
| 39 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 5 | 26 | 16.1% | 2–17 | 3–8 | 0–1 | 0–0 | −13h 24m |
| 40 | trip sdr | 4 | 5 | — | 1–1 | 3–4 | 0–0 | 0–0 | +4h 0m |
| 41 | tonysoprano italian | 4 | 24 | 14.3% | 0–15 | 4–9 | 0–0 | 2–1 | −6h 33m |
| 42 | Crownfall Architect | 1 | 2 | — | 0–1 | 1–1 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −22h 34m |
| 43 | otl slackie has a microdong | 1 | 9 | — | 1–4 | 0–5 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −41m |
| 44 | Nachtzeit Wanderer | 1 | 9 | — | 0–7 | 1–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −22m |
| 45 | bs slackie's pet | 0 | 1 | — | 0–1 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −1d 10h |
| 46 | shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme | 0 | 4 | — | 0–4 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −7m |
| 47 | animeman Wizard | 0 | 5 | — | 0–3 | 0–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −14m |
| 48 | Staplefish Rogue | 0 | 7 | — | 0–5 | 0–2 | 0–0 | 0–0 | −16m |
| 49 | onehotalien prober | 0 | 17 | — | 0–12 | 0–5 | 0–0 | 0–1 | −5h 15m |
Winning a battle you started removes time from your clock; losing one adds time. Only the attacker’s clock ever moves — defending is free, win or lose. Attacking pays off on average: a win removes far more than a loss adds.
| Player | Net clock |
|---|---|
| Pyman | +40d 2h |
| PigmonkeY | +33d 2h |
| Noir | +21d 8h |
| hairlesskitty | +19d 3h |
| ikirudennis | +16d 21h |
| negative | +14d 20h |
| hostyle | +14d 1h |
| Hubert | +12d 18h |
| cdb | +11d 18h |
| BlueSamurai | +11d 0h |
| gamerkonks | −16h 25m |
| Poppy | −18h 59m |
| Crownfall | −22h 34m |
| bs | −1d 10h |
| brute | −1d 10h |
| fknChaos | −2d 15h |
| Hector | −3d 15h |
| Sayeth | −4d 19h |
| Player | Time removed | Beaten | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 4d 22h 40m | PigmonkeY |
| 2 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 4d 20h 58m | itWasntMe2004 |
| 3 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 4d 13h 45m | twizzy |
| 4 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 4d 07h 46m | ikirudennis |
| 5 | cdb TheLastStoner | 4d 06h 55m | ToiletSeat |
| 6 | useless person | 4d 00h 47m | FrostyPirate |
| 7 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 3d 22h 58m | hostyle |
| 8 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 3d 22h 58m | Hubert |
| 9 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 3d 22h 26m | slackie |
| 10 | Noir Shadow | 3d 20h 41m | BlueSamurai |
| Player | Time added | Beaten by | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 3d 12h 42m | useless |
| 2 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 2d 19h 54m | ikirudennis |
| 3 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 2d 19h 44m | IdleRPG |
| 4 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 2d 16h 19m | Hubert |
| 5 | useless person | 2d 11h 52m | hostyle |
| 6 | cdb TheLastStoner | 2d 07h 53m | BlueSamurai |
| 7 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 2d 07h 05m | Kognac |
| 8 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 2d 01h 04m | IdleRPG |
| 9 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 1d 16h 56m | brute |
| 10 | negative muon | 1d 12h 46m | ikirudennis |
In every battle the bot rolls a random number from 0 to your total item power minus one, and the higher roll wins. Your mean roll as a share of your gear is therefore pure luck — it should sit just under 50% no matter how good your equipment is. Anyone far from 50% over many battles has been blessed or cursed by the RNG. Minimum 20 battles.
| Player | Mean roll | Battles |
|---|---|---|
| Hector | 60.8% | 23 |
| Setsuna | 59.2% | 27 |
| Kognac | 58.6% | 42 |
| hairlesskitty | 58.3% | 53 |
| Noir | 58.3% | 44 |
| Sayeth | 57.8% | 46 |
| tonysoprano | 56.2% | 28 |
| cdb | 55.5% | 58 |
| xXRaYmAnXx | 47.7% | 35 |
| Charu | 46.9% | 40 |
| FleischMeister | 46.8% | 36 |
| Wrangler | 44.9% | 40 |
| sYN4P515 | 44.1% | 31 |
| fknChaos | 43.7% | 33 |
| Poppy | 42.9% | 28 |
| Pyman | 41.8% | 60 |
| Player | Mean roll | vs 50% (pts) | Battles | Best win streak | Worst losing streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hector The well-endowed | 60.8% | +10.8 | 23 | 3 | 6 |
| 2 | Setsuna Samurai | 59.2% | +9.2 | 27 | 3 | 6 |
| 3 | Kognac Scion | 58.6% | +8.6 | 42 | 7 | 4 |
| 4 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 58.3% | +8.3 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
| 5 | Noir Shadow | 58.3% | +8.3 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
| 6 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 57.8% | +7.8 | 46 | 3 | 4 |
| 7 | tonysoprano italian | 56.2% | +6.2 | 28 | 2 | 20 |
| 8 | cdb TheLastStoner | 55.5% | +5.5 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
| 9 | slackie dongmaster | 55.3% | +5.3 | 51 | 6 | 3 |
| 10 | Kat Alchemist | 55.3% | +5.3 | 34 | 2 | 6 |
| 11 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 53.9% | +3.9 | 49 | 6 | 3 |
| 12 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 53.7% | +3.7 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
| 13 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 53.4% | +3.4 | 41 | 8 | 3 |
| 14 | negative muon | 52.0% | +2.0 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
| 15 | Moleski Goblin | 51.9% | +1.9 | 40 | 5 | 11 |
| 16 | leonardo turtle | 51.1% | +1.1 | 49 | 3 | 8 |
| 17 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 51.1% | +1.1 | 45 | 6 | 4 |
| 18 | twizzy Lithomancer | 50.9% | +0.9 | 35 | 3 | 5 |
| 19 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 50.1% | +0.1 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
| 20 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 49.7% | -0.3 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
| 21 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 49.2% | -0.8 | 48 | 2 | 6 |
| 22 | ToiletSeat flush | 49.2% | -0.8 | 40 | 4 | 5 |
| 23 | useless person | 48.9% | -1.1 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
| 24 | brute Sumo | 48.8% | -1.2 | 45 | 3 | 5 |
| 25 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 48.7% | -1.3 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
| 26 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 48.7% | -1.3 | 38 | 3 | 9 |
| 27 | gamerkonks Rogue | 48.0% | -2.0 | 28 | 3 | 3 |
| 28 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 47.7% | -2.3 | 35 | 6 | 7 |
| 29 | Charu Warlock | 46.9% | -3.1 | 40 | 3 | 6 |
| 30 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 46.8% | -3.2 | 36 | 4 | 4 |
| 31 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 44.9% | -5.1 | 40 | 2 | 6 |
| 32 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 44.1% | -5.9 | 31 | 2 | 10 |
| 33 | fknChaos Viking | 43.7% | -6.3 | 33 | 3 | 11 |
| 34 | Poppy Rogue | 42.9% | -7.1 | 28 | 3 | 8 |
| 35 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 41.8% | -8.2 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
| Player | Roll | Of gear | Share | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 564 | 565 | 99.8% |
| 2 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 390 | 391 | 99.7% |
| 3 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 926 | 929 | 99.7% |
| 4 | Noir Shadow | 742 | 745 | 99.6% |
| 5 | Hector The well-endowed | 361 | 363 | 99.4% |
| 6 | Kognac Scion | 523 | 526 | 99.4% |
| 7 | leonardo turtle | 346 | 348 | 99.4% |
| 8 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 581 | 585 | 99.3% |
| 9 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 424 | 427 | 99.3% |
| 10 | brute Sumo | 496 | 500 | 99.2% |
| Player | Roll | Of gear | Share | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme | 0 | 3 | 0.0% |
| 2 | tonysoprano italian | 0 | 1 | 0.0% |
| 3 | Staplefish Rogue | 0 | 1 | 0.0% |
| 4 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 1 | 929 | 0.1% |
| 5 | Charu Warlock | 1 | 536 | 0.2% |
| 6 | Kognac Scion | 1 | 517 | 0.2% |
| 7 | cdb TheLastStoner | 1 | 502 | 0.2% |
| 8 | Poppy Rogue | 2 | 540 | 0.4% |
| 9 | CocoaPuff Princess | 1 | 268 | 0.4% |
| 10 | twizzy Lithomancer | 2 | 484 | 0.4% |
Head-to-head records across all battle types. The giant-killer score adds up how much stronger each beaten opponent was; the choke score does the same for losses to weaker opponents. Higher means more of it.
| Matchup | Battles | Record | Leader | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | PigmonkeY vs darkcode | 6 | 5–1 | PigmonkeY |
| 2 | FleischMeister vs itWasntMe2004 | 5 | 1–4 | itWasntMe2004 |
| 3 | fknChaos vs negative | 5 | 0–5 | negative |
| 4 | Kognac vs ikirudennis | 5 | 0–5 | ikirudennis |
| 5 | GeraldTarrant vs useless | 5 | 0–5 | useless |
| 6 | Pyman vs leonardo | 5 | 5–0 | Pyman |
| 7 | brute vs negative | 5 | 0–5 | negative |
| 8 | Hubert vs slackie | 4 | 3–1 | Hubert |
| 9 | PigmonkeY vs ikirudennis | 4 | 2–2 | level |
| 10 | negative vs slackie | 4 | 4–0 | negative |
| 11 | Sayeth vs ToddHoward | 4 | 1–3 | ToddHoward |
| 12 | Sayeth vs negative | 4 | 2–2 | level |
| 13 | Pyman vs hairlesskitty | 4 | 3–1 | Pyman |
| 14 | PigmonkeY vs ToiletSeat | 4 | 3–1 | PigmonkeY |
| 15 | Hubert vs PigmonkeY | 4 | 2–2 | level |
| Player | Nemesis | Losses to them | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | useless | 5 |
| 2 | leonardo turtle | Pyman | 5 |
| 3 | brute Sumo | negative | 5 |
| 4 | Sayeth Dark Templar | ToddHoward | 3 |
| 5 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | itWasntMe2004 | 3 |
| 6 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | PigmonkeY | 2 |
| 7 | Moleski Goblin | Noir | 3 |
| 8 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | ToddHoward | 3 |
| 9 | fknChaos Viking | negative | 5 |
| 10 | Kat Alchemist | hairlesskitty | 3 |
| 11 | tonysoprano italian | useless | 3 |
| 12 | negative muon | ikirudennis | 3 |
| 13 | cdb TheLastStoner | Kat | 2 |
| 14 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | Noir | 3 |
| 15 | hostyle Spatula Holder | ikirudennis | 3 |
| Player | Times targeted | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | ikirudennis | 41 |
| 2 | PigmonkeY | 30 |
| 3 | slackie | 30 |
| 4 | Hubert | 29 |
| 5 | Sayeth | 28 |
| 6 | useless | 28 |
| 7 | ToddHoward | 26 |
| 8 | hairlesskitty | 26 |
| 9 | itWasntMe2004 | 26 |
| 10 | Moleski | 25 |
| 11 | negative | 25 |
| 12 | Noir | 25 |
| Player | Upset score | W–L | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | CocoaPuff Princess | 117.2 | 6–6 |
| 2 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 37.8 | 5–26 |
| 3 | Moleski Goblin | 8.3 | 14–26 |
| 4 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 8.0 | 19–27 |
| 5 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 5.4 | 12–26 |
| 6 | Hector The well-endowed | 5.4 | 8–15 |
| 7 | Kat Alchemist | 5.4 | 10–24 |
| 8 | leonardo turtle | 5.0 | 17–32 |
| 9 | cdb TheLastStoner | 4.2 | 36–22 |
| 10 | slackie dongmaster | 3.3 | 30–21 |
| 11 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 3.1 | 14–34 |
| 12 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 2.7 | 16–19 |
| Player | Choke score | W–L | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 127.6 | 42–18 |
| 2 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 10.6 | 43–20 |
| 3 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 8.7 | 35–22 |
| 4 | negative muon | 6.2 | 41–23 |
| 5 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 5.2 | 35–21 |
| 6 | Noir Shadow | 4.8 | 32–12 |
| 7 | useless person | 4.6 | 33–17 |
| 8 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 4.2 | 28–21 |
| 9 | cdb TheLastStoner | 3.3 | 36–22 |
| 10 | Charu Warlock | 2.9 | 19–21 |
| 11 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 2.3 | 25–16 |
| 12 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 2.3 | 16–19 |
Random events that move your clock with no battle involved. Godsends speed you up, calamities slow you down, the hand of God is the rare huge blessing, and smites counts being forsaken by an evil god or consumed by holy fire. Net fate is the sum of all of it.
| Player | Godsends | Calamities | Hand of God | Crits dealt | Crits taken | Smites | Net fate | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 10 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +19d 13h |
| 2 | Noir Shadow | 7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | +12d 7h |
| 3 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +11d 17h |
| 4 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 12 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +8d 13h |
| 5 | Poppy Rogue | 8 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +7d 22h |
| 6 | Charu Warlock | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | +7d 20h |
| 7 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +7d 13h |
| 8 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | +6d 10h |
| 9 | Kognac Scion | 3 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +5d 18h |
| 10 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 9 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | +4d 14h |
| 11 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +4d 4h |
| 12 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 5 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +4d 3h |
| 13 | negative muon | 6 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | +3d 11h |
| 14 | ToiletSeat flush | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +3d 3h |
| 15 | twizzy Lithomancer | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +2d 17h |
| 16 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | +2d 12h |
| 17 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +1d 20h |
| 18 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +1d 16h |
| 19 | brute Sumo | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | +1d 2h |
| 20 | Kat Alchemist | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +19h 52m |
| 21 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +18h 26m |
| 22 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +12h 58m |
| 23 | leonardo turtle | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +11h 57m |
| 24 | gamerkonks Rogue | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +10h 55m |
| 25 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | +10h 2m |
| 26 | Moleski Goblin | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +8h 50m |
| 27 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +8h 18m |
| 28 | trip sdr | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +6h 41m |
| 29 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | +2h 53m |
| 30 | tonysoprano italian | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +1h 59m |
| 31 | Nachtzeit Wanderer | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +5m |
| 32 | otl slackie has a microdong | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | +5m |
| 33 | onehotalien prober | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −1m |
| 34 | CocoaPuff Princess | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −1h 38m |
| 35 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −1h 43m |
| 36 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −5h 28m |
| 37 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | −1d 5h |
| 38 | slackie dongmaster | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −1d 13h |
| 39 | Setsuna Samurai | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −1d 20h |
| 40 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | −2d 0h |
| 41 | cdb TheLastStoner | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | −2d 1h |
| 42 | fknChaos Viking | 3 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | −2d 9h |
| 43 | Hector The well-endowed | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | −7d 12h |
| 44 | useless person | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | −8d 8h |
Quests are run by four players chosen by the gods; completing one clears 25% of everyone’s remaining time. Ruined counts quests you broke by going idle — your whole party pays for it. Gear is total item power; items can be enchanted, damaged, or stolen outright.
| Player | Peak | Current | Enchants | Damaged | Stole | Robbed | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 946 | 946 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 2 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 932 | 932 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | Noir Shadow | 929 | 745 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 4 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 873 | 867 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| 5 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 760 | 757 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 6 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 687 | 687 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | bs slackie's pet | 648 | 646 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 8 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 638 | 638 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 9 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 629 | 629 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 10 | useless person | 606 | 606 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 11 | Setsuna Samurai | 601 | 601 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 12 | negative muon | 585 | 585 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 13 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 583 | 583 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 14 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 583 | 580 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | slackie dongmaster | 541 | 541 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| 16 | Kognac Scion | 526 | 526 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 17 | twizzy Lithomancer | 486 | 486 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 18 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 476 | 462 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 19 | fknChaos Viking | 448 | 448 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 20 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 395 | 394 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 21 | gamerkonks Rogue | 390 | 390 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 22 | leonardo turtle | 371 | 371 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 23 | Moleski Goblin | 350 | 350 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 24 | animeman Wizard | 118 | 118 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Player | Quests | Completed | Ruined | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 6 | 6 | 0 |
| 2 | fknChaos Viking | 8 | 5 | 1 |
| 3 | Kognac Scion | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| 4 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 5 | 4 | 0 |
| 5 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 7 | 3 | 0 |
| 6 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 7 | useless person | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 8 | slackie dongmaster | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 9 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 10 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 11 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 12 | negative muon | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 13 | Noir Shadow | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 14 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 15 | cdb TheLastStoner | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 16 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 17 | Poppy Rogue | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| 18 | ToiletSeat flush | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| 19 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 20 | Charu Warlock | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 21 | gamerkonks Rogue | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 22 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 23 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 24 | brute Sumo | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 25 | Setsuna Samurai | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 26 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 27 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 28 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 29 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 30 | twizzy Lithomancer | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 31 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 32 | Moleski Goblin | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 33 | Hector The well-endowed | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 34 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 35 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 36 | leonardo turtle | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 37 | Kat Alchemist | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Items change hands two ways: dropped in a fierce battle and picked up by the winner, or lifted straight off a sleeping player — a perk of an evil alignment. Ranked by upgrade, the gap between the item taken and the one the thief threw away, since that is what actually made them stronger. 5 of 8 thefts in this window were off sleeping players.
| Thief | Item | Level | Taken from | Upgrade | How | When | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | slackie | tunic | 106 | BlueSamurai | +69 | Asleep | 16 Aug |
| 2 | slackie | helm | 55 | Noir | +30 | Asleep | 13 Aug |
| 3 | bs | pair of boots | 42 | leonardo | +17 | Asleep | 10 Aug |
| 4 | slackie | charm | 57 | Wrangler | +13 | Asleep | 16 Aug |
| 5 | Bingcruft | amulet | 41 | ikirudennis | +10 | In battle | 12 Aug |
| 6 | itWasntMe2004 | charm | 35 | fknChaos | +9 | In battle | 10 Aug |
| 7 | slackie | amulet | 118 | Hubert | +8 | Asleep | 16 Aug |
| 8 | Setsuna | pair of boots | 41 | PigmonkeY | +7 | In battle | 12 Aug |
Current level, then whoever is closest to the next one. The bot states a countdown once and never revises it, so each is aged forward from the moment it was read to the end of the log — the figure here is what is left now, not what was announced. A dash means there is no usable countdown: none was ever announced, or the last one ran out (the level clock only ticks while a player is online, so an elapsed countdown means they went idle, not that they are about to level), or they levelled since it was taken, which retires it. 13 of 49 rows are in that state. Peak gear breaks any remaining tie.
| Player | Level | To next level | Peak gear | Alignment | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 59 | 4d 11h 11m | 932 | good |
| 2 | Noir Shadow | 58 | 8d 01h 13m | 929 | good |
| 3 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 58 | 37d 11h 25m | 760 | good |
| 4 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 57 | 2d 02h 42m | 629 | good |
| 5 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 57 | 8d 03h 44m | 585 | — |
| 6 | useless person | 57 | 29d 12h 24m | 606 | good |
| 7 | cdb TheLastStoner | 57 | 30d 00h 38m | 502 | evil |
| 8 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 57 | 30d 09h 08m | 583 | good |
| 9 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 56 | 13h 39m | 873 | good |
| 10 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 56 | 20h 50m | 687 | — |
| 11 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 55 | 7d 18h 27m | 514 | — |
| 12 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 55 | 24d 23h 06m | 395 | — |
| 13 | negative muon | 54 | 3d 16h 14m | 585 | — |
| 14 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 54 | 15d 22h 58m | 471 | evil |
| 15 | twizzy Lithomancer | 54 | 18d 05h 47m | 486 | — |
| 16 | Charu Warlock | 53 | 9d 22h 12m | 558 | — |
| 17 | bs slackie's pet | 53 | — | 648 | evil |
| 18 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 52 | 8d 20h 03m | 415 | — |
| 19 | Hector The well-endowed | 52 | 20d 08h 44m | 385 | good |
| 20 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 51 | 1d 09h 06m | 476 | good |
| 21 | slackie dongmaster | 51 | 3d 20h 14m | 541 | evil |
| 22 | ToiletSeat flush | 51 | 4d 04h 01m | 490 | — |
| 23 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 51 | 9d 17h 56m | 946 | good |
| 24 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 50 | 1d 12h 25m | 434 | — |
| 25 | Kognac Scion | 50 | 6d 05h 33m | 526 | — |
| 26 | brute Sumo | 50 | 7d 06h 55m | 510 | — |
| 27 | Crownfall Architect | 50 | 9d 11h 15m | 866 | good |
| 28 | Poppy Rogue | 50 | — | 540 | — |
| 29 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 49 | 59m | 638 | — |
| 30 | leonardo turtle | 49 | 10d 07h 35m | 371 | good |
| 31 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 49 | — | 583 | — |
| 32 | Setsuna Samurai | 47 | — | 601 | — |
| 33 | fknChaos Viking | 46 | 17h 04m | 448 | — |
| 34 | gamerkonks Rogue | 46 | 4d 15h 25m | 390 | — |
| 35 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 44 | — | 427 | — |
| 36 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 44 | — | 339 | — |
| 37 | trip sdr | 43 | 3d 03h 32m | 507 | — |
| 38 | Moleski Goblin | 42 | 15h 27m | 350 | — |
| 39 | Kat Alchemist | 41 | 2d 00h 15m | 450 | — |
| 40 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 41 | — | 392 | — |
| 41 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 36 | 1d 04h 11m | 359 | — |
| 42 | tonysoprano italian | 31 | 4h 42m | 254 | — |
| 43 | onehotalien prober | 30 | — | 259 | good |
| 44 | CocoaPuff Princess | 29 | — | 268 | good |
| 45 | otl slackie has a microdong | 24 | 4h 06m | 146 | — |
| 46 | Nachtzeit Wanderer | 23 | — | 128 | — |
| 47 | animeman Wizard | 19 | — | 118 | — |
| 48 | Staplefish Rogue | 18 | — | 127 | — |
| 49 | shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme | 10 | — | 47 | — |
Who is actually still here. A player counts as gone quiet after 14 days with no battle, quest or stroke of fate — 47 of 79 players have been seen since then. Worth knowing when reading the all-time tables: they rank the departed alongside the living.
| Player | Joined | Days in realm | Level | Battles | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nachtzeit Wanderer | 06 Sep | 1 | 23 | 10 |
| 2 | otl slackie has a microdong | 06 Sep | 1 | 24 | 10 |
| 3 | Staplefish Rogue | 06 Sep | 0 | 18 | 7 |
| 4 | shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme | 05 Sep | 0 | 10 | 4 |
| 5 | animeman Wizard | 03 Sep | 3 | 19 | 5 |
| 6 | tonysoprano italian | 02 Sep | 4 | 31 | 28 |
| 7 | CocoaPuff Princess | 01 Sep | 3 | 29 | 12 |
| 8 | onehotalien prober | 01 Sep | 4 | 30 | 17 |
| 9 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 22 Aug | 16 | 36 | 31 |
| Player | Last seen | Days silent | Days played | Level | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fabricionaweb Soul Seeker | 10 Apr | 150 | 0 | 8 |
| 2 | am2088 wizard | 19 Apr | 141 | 15 | 40 |
| 3 | fart the stink | 19 Apr | 141 | 16 | 40 |
| 4 | predakanga code monkey | 30 Apr | 130 | 28 | 45 |
| 5 | Maleficus Struggler | 30 Apr | 130 | 6 | 32 |
| 6 | kirato Bunny | 30 Apr | 129 | 0 | 12 |
| 7 | Camelittle HamburgerHelper | 14 May | 116 | 6 | 34 |
| 8 | kObura Sp4cePir4te | 19 May | 111 | 4 | 31 |
| 9 | SaveFerris Cat | 27 May | 103 | 33 | 44 |
| 10 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 02 Jun | 97 | 56 | 49 |
Gear over time, and how busy the realm has been. Both charts always cover the full log.
Total item power for the 8 best-geared characters, read off the denominator of every battle roll. Unlike level, gear can fall — items lose effectiveness and get stolen — so the distance below a character's own peak is real. Lines are stepped because gear holds flat and then jumps; the slope between two changes would otherwise show an accrual that never happened.
| Player | Peak gear | Current | Below peak | Readings | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | BlueSamurai Tiefling | 946 | 946 | — | 146 |
| 2 | Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist | 932 | 932 | — | 402 |
| 3 | Noir Shadow | 929 | 745 | -19.8% | 395 |
| 4 | turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum | 889 | 889 | — | 146 |
| 5 | ikirudennis Calamitor | 873 | 867 | -0.7% | 401 |
| 6 | Crownfall Architect | 866 | 866 | — | 163 |
| 7 | Bitbrain The Tripper | 764 | 762 | -0.3% | 182 |
| 8 | Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath | 760 | 757 | -0.4% | 359 |
| 9 | hairlesskitty magical sphynx | 687 | 687 | — | 370 |
| 10 | bs slackie's pet | 648 | 646 | -0.3% | 286 |
| 11 | Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist | 638 | 638 | — | 98 |
| 12 | PigmonkeY Butterdog | 629 | 629 | — | 327 |
| 13 | useless person | 606 | 606 | — | 378 |
| 14 | Setsuna Samurai | 601 | 601 | — | 131 |
| 15 | hostyle Spatula Holder | 585 | 585 | — | 377 |
| 16 | negative muon | 585 | 585 | — | 290 |
| 17 | itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore" | 583 | 583 | — | 312 |
| 18 | darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster | 583 | 580 | -0.5% | 133 |
| 19 | Charu Warlock | 558 | 558 | — | 237 |
| 20 | slackie dongmaster | 541 | 541 | — | 174 |
| 21 | Poppy Rogue | 540 | 540 | — | 131 |
| 22 | Kognac Scion | 526 | 526 | — | 141 |
| 23 | FleischMeister Butcher of Souls | 514 | 514 | — | 311 |
| 24 | brute Sumo | 510 | 510 | — | 177 |
| 25 | trip sdr | 507 | 507 | — | 67 |
| 26 | Corroding3403 Financier | 506 | 506 | — | 49 |
| 27 | cdb TheLastStoner | 502 | 451 | -10.2% | 395 |
| 28 | ToiletSeat flush | 490 | 490 | — | 164 |
| 29 | twizzy Lithomancer | 486 | 486 | — | 268 |
| 30 | Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep | 476 | 462 | -2.9% | 178 |
| 31 | xXRaYmAnXx Plushie | 471 | 468 | -0.6% | 236 |
| 32 | SaveFerris Cat | 462 | 462 | — | 65 |
| 33 | predakanga code monkey | 450 | 450 | — | 76 |
| 34 | Kat Alchemist | 450 | 450 | — | 46 |
| 35 | fknChaos Viking | 448 | 448 | — | 88 |
| 36 | FrostyPirate King Lurker | 434 | 434 | — | 181 |
| 37 | TheJesterType Satanspawn | 427 | 427 | — | 61 |
| 38 | GeraldTarrant Neocount | 415 | 415 | — | 225 |
| 39 | Sayeth Dark Templar | 395 | 394 | -0.3% | 336 |
| 40 | usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom | 395 | 395 | — | 165 |
| 41 | Fractum Celestial-Mage | 392 | 392 | — | 52 |
| 42 | MrGrab Seeder | 391 | 361 | -7.7% | 97 |
| 43 | gamerkonks Rogue | 390 | 390 | — | 71 |
| 44 | entropys donkey | 386 | 386 | — | 127 |
| 45 | Hector The well-endowed | 385 | 383 | -0.5% | 210 |
| 46 | moo cow | 372 | 372 | — | 49 |
| 47 | leonardo turtle | 371 | 371 | — | 153 |
| 48 | DXtremz Nobody | 360 | 360 | — | 29 |
| 49 | sYN4P515 Sunshine lover | 359 | 359 | — | 31 |
| 50 | slackie (I) dongmaster | 355 | 355 | — | 182 |
| 51 | am2088 wizard | 351 | 351 | — | 48 |
| 52 | Moleski Goblin | 350 | 350 | — | 53 |
| 53 | fart the stink | 349 | 349 | — | 68 |
| 54 | brindabella Marsupial under your bed | 344 | 344 | — | 71 |
| 55 | ToddHoward StealthArcher | 339 | 339 | — | 68 |
| 56 | Kenshin The Wanderer | 332 | 332 | — | 36 |
| 57 | Camelittle HamburgerHelper | 329 | 329 | — | 22 |
| 58 | cum God | 322 | 322 | — | 27 |
| 59 | raphael turtle | 283 | 283 | — | 12 |
| 60 | Kintoki TheJewelGuy | 274 | 274 | — | 29 |
| 61 | CocoaPuff Princess | 268 | 268 | — | 12 |
| 62 | kObura Sp4cePir4te | 260 | 260 | — | 22 |
| 63 | onehotalien prober | 259 | 259 | — | 17 |
| 64 | tonysoprano italian | 254 | 254 | — | 28 |
| 65 | donatello turtle | 249 | 249 | — | 15 |
| 66 | Squirtle The Water Pokemon | 248 | 248 | — | 29 |
| 67 | Maleficus Struggler | 245 | 245 | — | 18 |
| 68 | boosy keyboard-warrior | 244 | 244 | — | 16 |
| 69 | brenex Thief | 228 | 228 | — | 17 |
| 70 | milkeater Vigilante | 199 | 199 | — | 4 |
| 71 | michelangelo turtle | 192 | 192 | — | 11 |
| 72 | otl slackie has a microdong | 146 | 146 | — | 10 |
| 73 | Nachtzeit Wanderer | 128 | 128 | — | 10 |
| 74 | Staplefish Rogue | 127 | 127 | — | 7 |
| 75 | animeman Wizard | 118 | 118 | — | 5 |
| 76 | shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme | 47 | 47 | — | 4 |
| 77 | fabricionaweb Soul Seeker | 39 | 39 | — | 3 |
| 78 | kirato Bunny | 31 | 31 | — | 2 |
| 79 | k0r302 Thief | 3 | 3 | — | 1 |
| Date | Battles |
|---|---|
| 2026-08-03 | 37 |
| 2026-08-04 | 31 |
| 2026-08-05 | 34 |
| 2026-08-06 | 37 |
| 2026-08-07 | 34 |
| 2026-08-08 | 41 |
| 2026-08-09 | 32 |
| 2026-08-10 | 37 |
| 2026-08-11 | 32 |
| 2026-08-12 | 35 |
| 2026-08-13 | 36 |
| 2026-08-14 | 31 |
| 2026-08-15 | 31 |
| 2026-08-16 | 33 |
| 2026-08-17 | 30 |
| 2026-08-18 | 34 |
| 2026-08-19 | 32 |
| 2026-08-20 | 33 |
| 2026-08-21 | 32 |
| 2026-08-22 | 39 |
| 2026-08-23 | 41 |
| 2026-08-24 | 35 |
| 2026-08-25 | 13 |
| 2026-09-01 | 29 |
| 2026-09-02 | 41 |
| 2026-09-03 | 45 |
| 2026-09-04 | 39 |
| 2026-09-05 | 36 |
| 2026-09-06 | 48 |
| 2026-09-07 | 33 |