#BTN-IdleRPG

29 Mar 2026 – 07 Sep 2026

5,427
battles won and lost
79
characters in the realm
161
days of history making
evilgood21 good · 5 evil · 53 neutral
Balance of the realm
predakanga
Highest win rate
72.4% over 76 battles
Noir
Most feared
nemesis to 14 players
hostyle
Holier than thou
+40d 23h net fate
Kintoki
Luckiest roller
61.3% mean roll
cum
Unluckiest roller
40.7% mean roll
Pyman
Most battles
402 fought
Pyman
Longest win streak
23 in a row
tonysoprano
Longest loss streak
20 in a row
BlueSamurai
Top gear (vroom)
946 item power
xXRaYmAnXx
Best quest ratio
91% of 11 quests
Pyman
Biggest single win
4d 22h vs PigmonkeY

Combat

Every duel, ambush and team battle. Attacked is battles you started, Defended is battles started against you, Ambush is the bot’s surprise attacks. Win rate is shown for players with at least 20 battles.

PlayerWLWin rateAttackedDefendedAmbushTeamNet clock
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist27712568.9%126–70126–5225–320–12+105d 11h
2Noir Shadow26413166.8%121–59130–6113–1116–21+78d 20h
3cdb TheLastStoner23516059.5%107–87116–6612–719–14+34d 3h
4ikirudennis Calamitor22217955.4%94–88117–8711–415–14+53d 23h
5hairlesskitty magical sphynx21715358.6%87–72118–7412–720–17+51d 5h
6useless person21116755.8%92–82103–7816–715–12+38d 9h
7Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath20115856.0%87–73105–729–1319–15+28d 18h
8PigmonkeY Butterdog19713060.2%93–6292–5912–913–21+69d 13h
9hostyle Spatula Holder17320246.1%84–10180–889–1319–17+24d 17h
10itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"17214055.1%72–5988–7112–1020–15+23d 10h
11bs slackie's pet16612058.0%59–6999–458–613–12+9d 15h
12FleischMeister Butcher of Souls16314752.6%76–7874–6013–914–15+31d 2h
13negative muon14814251.0%60–7769–5519–1018–20+19d 0h
14Sayeth Dark Templar14319342.6%52–9081–9110–1219–18−6d 3h
15slackie dongmaster13921739.0%53–8972–11414–1415–14+8d 21h
16twizzy Lithomancer12813947.9%56–5266–786–913–25+11d 11h
17Bitbrain The Tripper1156763.2%53–3256–316–412–5+18d 21h
18Charu Warlock11312447.7%53–5553–677–212–10+17d 23h
19xXRaYmAnXx Plushie11112547.0%61–5745–545–1416–10+13d 12h
20Hector The well-endowed10410549.8%45–4955–534–310–9+7d 15h
21Crownfall Architect976659.5%34–3958–235–43–3+4d 21h
22GeraldTarrant Neocount9612942.7%44–6143–639–58–14−8h 56m
23brute Sumo839446.9%23–3856–504–69–8+2d 4h
24BlueSamurai Tiefling796754.1%39–3134–326–45–8+14d 0h
25FrostyPirate King Lurker7710442.5%28–4539–5010–99–6+5d 14h
26turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum747250.7%29–4542–223–54–4+3d 18h
27usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom719443.0%26–4241–414–1110–8+13h 13m
28Kognac Scion697149.3%21–2842–416–28–4+2d 6h
29Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep6910938.8%29–4333–587–810–8+2d 20h
30darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster666749.6%20–3537–279–513–12+4d 11h
31Poppy Rogue597245.0%28–3028–393–36–5+5d 0h
32ToiletSeat flush5910536.0%24–4132–603–47–9+5d 11h
33Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist584059.2%28–1827–203–25–5+9d 4h
34Setsuna Samurai567542.7%15–3633–388–15–9+1d 12h
35predakanga code monkey552172.4%11–541–143–23–3+1d 18h
36entropys donkey547342.5%20–3632–352–27–8+7h 45m
37leonardo turtle5110233.3%16–4030–565–65–11−3h 49m
38MrGrab Seeder415642.3%16–2722–273–25–12+15h 14m
39fart the stink392957.4%14–1123–172–11–4+1d 2h
40SaveFerris Cat333250.8%12–1319–182–16–5+14h 17m
41trip sdr313646.3%14–1315–192–41–1+1d 0h
42fknChaos Viking315735.2%13–2718–290–13–3−1d 22h
43am2088 wizard262254.2%13–911–122–11–2+17h 50m
44gamerkonks Rogue264536.6%10–1915–251–15–5−11h 51m
45brindabella Marsupial under your bed254635.2%6–1916–213–62–3−17h 9m
46Corroding3403 Financier222744.9%8–1713–91–12–4+12h 41m
47Fractum Celestial-Mage213140.4%9–1711–141–01–2+16h 36m
48TheJesterType Satanspawn204132.8%5–1913–212–12–5−12h 52m
49ToddHoward StealthArcher165223.5%4–2411–221–62–2−19h 37m
50moo cow153430.6%8–157–160–34–2+15h 26m
51Moleski Goblin153828.3%7–177–211–04–4+12h 56m
52Kat Alchemist123426.1%8–144–190–15–3+4h 30m
53Kintoki TheJewelGuy92031.0%2–107–90–10–0−5h 38m
54kObura Sp4cePir4te81436.4%5–103–30–11–0+1h 22m
55cum God81929.6%3–145–50–01–1−3h 19m
56DXtremz Nobody82127.6%5–133–70–10–1−10m
57Camelittle HamburgerHelper71531.8%7–80–60–12–0+4h 7m
58CocoaPuff Princess664–52–10–01–2−35m
59Maleficus Struggler6124–71–51–01–1+2h 11m
60Squirtle The Water Pokemon62320.7%2–154–80–00–1−3h 56m
61Kenshin The Wanderer63016.7%4–132–150–21–2−7h 37m
62sYN4P515 Sunshine lover52616.1%2–173–80–10–0−13h 24m
63raphael turtle484–60–20–00–0+56m
64tonysoprano italian42414.3%0–154–90–02–1−6h 33m
65donatello turtle3122–80–41–00–0−1h 5m
66michelangelo turtle290–62–30–00–0−48m
67boosy keyboard-warrior2142–80–50–10–0−2h 43m
68brenex Thief2151–111–40–01–1−6h 47m
69fabricionaweb Soul Seeker121–20–00–00–0−0m
70milkeater Vigilante131–10–20–00–0+6m
71otl slackie has a microdong191–40–50–00–0−41m
72Nachtzeit Wanderer190–71–20–00–0−22m
73k0r302 Thief010–10–00–00–0−0m
74kirato Bunny020–20–00–00–0−3m
75shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme040–40–00–00–0−7m
76animeman Wizard050–30–20–00–0−14m
77Staplefish Rogue070–50–20–00–0−16m
78onehotalien prober0170–120–50–00–1−5h 15m

The clock

Winning a battle you started removes time from your clock; losing one adds time. Only the attacker’s clock ever moves — defending is free, win or lose. Attacking pays off on average: a win removes far more than a loss adds.

Net clock swing — biggest gainers and losers

PymanPyman: +105d 11h+105d 11hNoirNoir: +78d 20h+78d 20hPigmonkeYPigmonkeY: +69d 13h+69d 13hikirudennisikirudennis: +53d 23h+53d 23hhairlesskittyhairlesskitty: +51d 5h+51d 5huselessuseless: +38d 9h+38d 9hcdbcdb: +34d 3h+34d 3hFleischMeisterFleischMeister: +31d 2h+31d 2hHubertHubert: +28d 18h+28d 18hhostylehostyle: +24d 17h+24d 17hGeraldTarrantGeraldTarrant: −8h 56m−8h 56mgamerkonksgamerkonks: −11h 51m−11h 51mTheJesterTypeTheJesterType: −12h 52m−12h 52msYN4P515sYN4P515: −13h 24m−13h 24mbrindabellabrindabella: −17h 9m−17h 9mToddHowardToddHoward: −19h 37m−19h 37mfknChaosfknChaos: −1d 22h−1d 22hSayethSayeth: −6d 3h−6d 3h
Table view
PlayerNet clock
Pyman+105d 11h
Noir+78d 20h
PigmonkeY+69d 13h
ikirudennis+53d 23h
hairlesskitty+51d 5h
useless+38d 9h
cdb+34d 3h
FleischMeister+31d 2h
Hubert+28d 18h
hostyle+24d 17h
GeraldTarrant−8h 56m
gamerkonks−11h 51m
TheJesterType−12h 52m
sYN4P515−13h 24m
brindabella−17h 9m
ToddHoward−19h 37m
fknChaos−1d 22h
Sayeth−6d 3h

Biggest single wins

PlayerTime removedBeaten
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist4d 22h 40mPigmonkeY
2hostyle Spatula Holder4d 20h 58mitWasntMe2004
3itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"4d 13h 45mtwizzy
4Sayeth Dark Templar4d 07h 46mikirudennis
5cdb TheLastStoner4d 06h 55mToiletSeat
6ikirudennis Calamitor4d 05h 28mIdleRPG
7Noir Shadow4d 01h 21mBingcruft
8useless person4d 00h 47mFrostyPirate
9hairlesskitty magical sphynx3d 22h 58mHubert
10PigmonkeY Butterdog3d 22h 26mslackie

Biggest single losses

PlayerTime addedBeaten by
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist3d 12h 42museless
2Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath2d 19h 54mikirudennis
3Sayeth Dark Templar2d 19h 44mIdleRPG
4itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"2d 16h 19mHubert
5useless person2d 11h 52mhostyle
6cdb TheLastStoner2d 07h 53mBlueSamurai
7Noir Shadow2d 07h 05mfknChaos
8hostyle Spatula Holder2d 07h 05mKognac
9xXRaYmAnXx Plushie2d 01h 04mIdleRPG
10FleischMeister Butcher of Souls1d 16h 56mbrute

Luck & RNG

In every battle the bot rolls a random number from 0 to your total item power minus one, and the higher roll wins. Your mean roll as a share of your gear is therefore pure luck — it should sit just under 50% no matter how good your equipment is. Anyone far from 50% over many battles has been blessed or cursed by the RNG. Minimum 20 battles.

Mean roll vs the 50% expectation

40%45%50%55%60%expected 50%KintokiKintoki: 61.3% mean roll over 29 battles61.3%predakangapredakanga: 60.1% mean roll over 76 battles60.1%tonysopranotonysoprano: 56.2% mean roll over 28 battles56.2%SetsunaSetsuna: 56.0% mean roll over 131 battles56.0%KenshinKenshin: 54.9% mean roll over 36 battles54.9%CamelittleCamelittle: 54.8% mean roll over 22 battles54.8%NoirNoir: 54.3% mean roll over 395 battles54.3%brindabellabrindabella: 54.2% mean roll over 71 battles54.2%FractumFractum: 48.1% mean roll over 52 battles48.1%fartfart: 47.5% mean roll over 68 battles47.5%TheJesterTypeTheJesterType: 45.6% mean roll over 61 battles45.6%turtleturtle: 45.3% mean roll over 146 battles45.3%SquirtleSquirtle: 45.0% mean roll over 29 battles45.0%sYN4P515sYN4P515: 44.1% mean roll over 31 battles44.1%DXtremzDXtremz: 40.9% mean roll over 29 battles40.9%cumcum: 40.7% mean roll over 27 battles40.7%
Table view
PlayerMean rollBattles
Kintoki61.3%29
predakanga60.1%76
tonysoprano56.2%28
Setsuna56.0%131
Kenshin54.9%36
Camelittle54.8%22
Noir54.3%395
brindabella54.2%71
Fractum48.1%52
fart47.5%68
TheJesterType45.6%61
turtle45.3%146
Squirtle45.0%29
sYN4P51544.1%31
DXtremz40.9%29
cum40.7%27

Luck table

PlayerMean rollvs 50% (pts)BattlesBest win streakWorst losing streak
1Kintoki TheJewelGuy61.3%+11.32927
2predakanga code monkey60.1%+10.17682
3tonysoprano italian56.2%+6.228220
4Setsuna Samurai56.0%+6.0131511
5Kenshin The Wanderer54.9%+4.936213
6Camelittle HamburgerHelper54.8%+4.82235
7Noir Shadow54.3%+4.3395135
8brindabella Marsupial under your bed54.2%+4.27137
9Kognac Scion53.9%+3.914075
10Kat Alchemist53.3%+3.34626
11Hector The well-endowed52.9%+2.920988
12brute Sumo52.8%+2.817777
13slackie dongmaster52.3%+2.3356610
14xXRaYmAnXx Plushie52.3%+2.323688
15usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom52.3%+2.316547
16darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster52.0%+2.013368
17Crownfall Architect51.9%+1.916387
18Charu Warlock51.8%+1.823756
19Moleski Goblin51.8%+1.853511
20kObura Sp4cePir4te51.7%+1.72233
21FleischMeister Butcher of Souls51.6%+1.6310108
22cdb TheLastStoner51.5%+1.5395136
23MrGrab Seeder51.3%+1.39737
24ikirudennis Calamitor51.0%+1.040197
25Sayeth Dark Templar51.0%+1.0336610
26Bitbrain The Tripper50.8%+0.8182128
27GeraldTarrant Neocount50.6%+0.622556
28Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep50.6%+0.617837
29Corroding3403 Financier50.5%+0.54957
30Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist50.0%+0.0402235
31Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist50.0%+0.09876
32gamerkonks Rogue50.0%-0.07145
33Poppy Rogue50.0%-0.013138
34hairlesskitty magical sphynx50.0%-0.0370195
35trip sdr49.9%-0.167510
36PigmonkeY Butterdog49.9%-0.1327107
37itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"49.9%-0.131286
38hostyle Spatula Holder49.9%-0.137576
39useless person49.6%-0.437897
40BlueSamurai Tiefling49.6%-0.414698
41fknChaos Viking49.5%-0.588512
42leonardo turtle49.5%-0.515348
43am2088 wizard49.2%-0.84854
44bs slackie's pet49.0%-1.0286118
45ToiletSeat flush49.0%-1.016449
46ToddHoward StealthArcher48.9%-1.168314
47FrostyPirate King Lurker48.8%-1.2181512
48twizzy Lithomancer48.7%-1.3267810
49entropys donkey48.5%-1.512779
50negative muon48.5%-1.52901011
51SaveFerris Cat48.4%-1.66546
52moo cow48.3%-1.74927
53Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath48.2%-1.8359148
54Fractum Celestial-Mage48.1%-1.95236
55fart the stink47.5%-2.568711
56TheJesterType Satanspawn45.6%-4.461613
57turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum45.3%-4.714676
58Squirtle The Water Pokemon45.0%-5.02927
59sYN4P515 Sunshine lover44.1%-5.931210
60DXtremz Nobody40.9%-9.12946
61cum God40.7%-9.32727

Highest single rolls

PlayerRollOf gearShare
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist66066199.8%
2ikirudennis Calamitor60560699.8%
3PigmonkeY Butterdog56456599.8%
4Charu Warlock53553699.8%
5bs slackie's pet47747899.8%
6cdb TheLastStoner42943099.8%
7FleischMeister Butcher of Souls42943099.8%
8Sayeth Dark Templar39039199.7%
9SaveFerris Cat38138299.7%
10gamerkonks Rogue37637799.7%

Most wasted rolls

PlayerRollOf gearShare
1Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath07350.0%
2Noir Shadow06800.0%
3Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist05840.0%
4itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"05590.0%
5hostyle Spatula Holder05490.0%
6Setsuna Samurai05490.0%
7Charu Warlock05320.0%
8cdb TheLastStoner04690.0%
9useless person04670.0%
10Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist04580.0%

Rivalries

Head-to-head records across all battle types. The giant-killer score adds up how much stronger each beaten opponent was; the choke score does the same for losses to weaker opponents. Higher means more of it.

Most-played rivalries

MatchupBattlesRecordLeader
1cdb vs slackie2418–6cdb
2Pyman vs hairlesskitty2418–6Pyman
3Pyman vs ikirudennis2316–7Pyman
4ikirudennis vs useless199–10useless
5PigmonkeY vs ikirudennis1910–9PigmonkeY
6hostyle vs ikirudennis189–9level
7ikirudennis vs twizzy189–9level
8Noir vs useless1711–6Noir
9cdb vs xXRaYmAnXx1712–5cdb
10FleischMeister vs cdb176–11cdb
11Hubert vs Pyman176–11Pyman
12Hubert vs Noir1711–6Hubert
13cdb vs hairlesskitty179–8cdb
14Sayeth vs cdb165–11cdb
15Pyman vs slackie1611–5Pyman

Nemeses — who beats you most

PlayerNemesisLosses to them
1slackie dongmastercdb18
2hostyle Spatula Holdercdb12
3Sayeth Dark Templarikirudennis11
4ikirudennis CalamitorPyman16
5useless personNoir11
6cdb TheLastStonerPyman10
7Hubert Bonisseur de La BathPyman11
8hairlesskitty magical sphynxPyman18
9FleischMeister Butcher of Soulscdb11
10negative muonNoir12
11itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"Pyman10
12twizzy LithomancerPigmonkeY10
13Noir ShadowHubert11
14PigmonkeY ButterdogHubert10
15GeraldTarrant NeocountPyman9

Most attacked

PlayerTimes targeted
1ikirudennis204
2hairlesskitty192
3Noir191
4slackie186
5cdb182
6useless181
7Pyman178
8Hubert177
9Sayeth172
10hostyle168
11itWasntMe2004159

Giant killers

PlayerUpset scoreW–L
1CocoaPuff Princess117.26–6
2sYN4P515 Sunshine lover37.85–26
3slackie dongmaster35.7139–217
4Sayeth Dark Templar31.3143–193
5hostyle Spatula Holder27.8173–202
6leonardo turtle26.451–102
7turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum25.274–72
8FleischMeister Butcher of Souls24.9163–147
9twizzy Lithomancer21.9128–139
10GeraldTarrant Neocount21.496–129
11xXRaYmAnXx Plushie19.0111–125
12Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep18.969–109

Biggest chokers

PlayerChoke scoreW–L
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist178.6277–125
2Noir Shadow50.8264–131
3Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath49.6201–158
4useless person44.9211–167
5ikirudennis Calamitor37.5222–179
6bs slackie's pet35.7166–120
7hairlesskitty magical sphynx29.5217–153
8itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"27.6172–140
9negative muon22.5148–142
10Charu Warlock21.6113–124
11PigmonkeY Butterdog20.2197–130
12cdb TheLastStoner19.9235–160

Fate

Random events that move your clock with no battle involved. Godsends speed you up, calamities slow you down, the hand of God is the rare huge blessing, and smites counts being forsaken by an evil god or consumed by holy fire. Net fate is the sum of all of it.

PlayerGodsendsCalamitiesHand of GodCrits dealtCrits takenSmitesNet fate
1hostyle Spatula Holder382111120+40d 23h
2Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath40167101+30d 5h
3itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"35125331+24d 19h
4PigmonkeY Butterdog40218031+21d 15h
5Noir Shadow44136216+17d 9h
6xXRaYmAnXx Plushie2695518+16d 22h
7Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist37208403+15d 5h
8twizzy Lithomancer26153211+14d 22h
9FleischMeister Butcher of Souls48194205+14d 20h
10cdb TheLastStoner2685621+14d 11h
11negative muon31124241+11d 2h
12hairlesskitty magical sphynx39164100+10d 5h
13Charu Warlock2753012+9d 13h
14Poppy Rogue2152130+9d 11h
15slackie dongmaster43205423+9d 5h
16Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep2095033+8d 12h
17bs slackie's pet391812415+8d 1h
18BlueSamurai Tiefling1896200+7d 18h
19Kognac Scion15102110+6d 21h
20ToiletSeat flush24103120+6d 17h
21usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom1983124+6d 9h
22brute Sumo1841100+4d 22h
23entropys donkey1853010+4d 13h
24GeraldTarrant Neocount17131210+4d 11h
25Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist1865002+4d 11h
26turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum2564112+4d 11h
27FrostyPirate King Lurker19116411+4d 8h
28ikirudennis Calamitor22134040+4d 7h
29leonardo turtle1152100+3d 18h
30darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster17102110+3d 10h
31TheJesterType Satanspawn962120+1d 22h
32MrGrab Seeder1720010+1d 16h
33Sayeth Dark Templar33164331+1d 13h
34predakanga code monkey842102+1d 6h
35ToddHoward StealthArcher910000+22h 29m
36trip sdr720010+20h 42m
37Kat Alchemist421000+19h 52m
38Corroding3403 Financier922001+12h 28m
39Moleski Goblin510010+8h 50m
40brindabella Marsupial under your bed620000+6h 30m
41Kenshin The Wanderer310010+3h 56m
42Squirtle The Water Pokemon200000+2h 58m
43sYN4P515 Sunshine lover300010+2h 53m
44DXtremz Nobody321100+2h 12m
45tonysoprano italian201000+1h 59m
46am2088 wizard320000+1h 43m
47Camelittle HamburgerHelper310000+44m
48Kintoki TheJewelGuy100000+33m
49SaveFerris Cat840000+28m
50raphael turtle100010+18m
51brenex Thief200000+16m
52Nachtzeit Wanderer200000+5m
53otl slackie has a microdong100000+5m
54donatello turtle100000+4m
55kObura Sp4cePir4te000110+0m
56onehotalien prober010000−1m
57gamerkonks Rogue1051010−4m
58Maleficus Struggler230000−15m
59boosy keyboard-warrior010000−37m
60cum God210000−1h 6m
61CocoaPuff Princess030000−1h 38m
62fart the stink250010−1h 50m
63Fractum Celestial-Mage320101−6h 25m
64moo cow240000−12h 31m
65Setsuna Samurai840000−14h 38m
66Crownfall Architect1791121−21h 13m
67Hector The well-endowed20135131−1d 1h
68Bitbrain The Tripper1583033−1d 6h
69fknChaos Viking1281111−1d 18h
70useless person27203222−8d 8h

Quests & gear

Quests are run by four players chosen by the gods; completing one clears 25% of everyone’s remaining time. Ruined counts quests you broke by going idle — your whole party pays for it. Gear is total item power; items can be enchanted, damaged, or stolen outright.

Gear

PlayerPeakCurrentEnchantsDamagedStoleRobbed
1BlueSamurai Tiefling9469461001
2Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist9329325422
3Noir Shadow9297451203
4turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum8898891310
5ikirudennis Calamitor8738674334
6Crownfall Architect8668661011
7Bitbrain The Tripper7647621101
8Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath7607574423
9hairlesskitty magical sphynx6876879200
10bs slackie's pet6486463230
11Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist6386380010
12PigmonkeY Butterdog6296294112
13useless person6066065103
14Setsuna Samurai6016010121
15hostyle Spatula Holder5855852111
16negative muon5855853103
17itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"5835832110
18darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster5835801300
19Charu Warlock5585585110
20slackie dongmaster5415415253
21Poppy Rogue5405402010
22Kognac Scion5265262000
23FleischMeister Butcher of Souls5145143210
24brute Sumo5105102000
25cdb TheLastStoner5024513010
26ToiletSeat flush4904902110
27twizzy Lithomancer4864864311
28Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep4764621001
29xXRaYmAnXx Plushie4714683322
30SaveFerris Cat4624623010
31predakanga code monkey4504502000
32fknChaos Viking4484480001
33FrostyPirate King Lurker4344342001
34GeraldTarrant Neocount4154153011
35Sayeth Dark Templar3953941201
36usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom3953952250
37MrGrab Seeder3913614112
38gamerkonks Rogue3903901000
39entropys donkey3863860101
40Hector The well-endowed3853830201
41moo cow3723720100
42leonardo turtle3713713002
43DXtremz Nobody3603600010
44Moleski Goblin3503501200
45fart the stink3493491100
46brindabella Marsupial under your bed3443441010
47Camelittle HamburgerHelper3293290100
48raphael turtle2832830100
49Kintoki TheJewelGuy2742740110
50Maleficus Struggler2452452000
51animeman Wizard1181180100

Questing

PlayerQuestsCompletedRuined
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist32230
2cdb TheLastStoner27203
3Noir Shadow32184
4Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath30182
5hostyle Spatula Holder28180
6useless person29170
7slackie dongmaster22171
8Sayeth Dark Templar21140
9itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"23134
10negative muon19121
11ikirudennis Calamitor25111
12FleischMeister Butcher of Souls21114
13PigmonkeY Butterdog16100
14Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep16100
15xXRaYmAnXx Plushie11100
16hairlesskitty magical sphynx1993
17Hector The well-endowed1890
18Crownfall Architect1691
19GeraldTarrant Neocount1492
20twizzy Lithomancer1390
21entropys donkey1392
22Poppy Rogue1282
23BlueSamurai Tiefling1181
24ToiletSeat flush1073
25Kognac Scion1362
26Charu Warlock1161
27fknChaos Viking1161
28Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist1061
29FrostyPirate King Lurker961
30darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster950
31predakanga code monkey750
32MrGrab Seeder751
33brute Sumo750
34bs slackie's pet1349
35usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom641
36Bitbrain The Tripper930
37turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum730
38SaveFerris Cat330
39Setsuna Samurai320
40ToddHoward StealthArcher320
41gamerkonks Rogue220
42leonardo turtle310
43fart the stink211
44TheJesterType Satanspawn210
45Moleski Goblin110
46trip sdr200
47Fractum Celestial-Mage101
48Kat Alchemist100

Great robberies

Items change hands two ways: dropped in a fierce battle and picked up by the winner, or lifted straight off a sleeping player — a perk of an evil alignment. Ranked by upgrade, the gap between the item taken and the one the thief threw away, since that is what actually made them stronger. 14 of 42 thefts in this window were off sleeping players.

ThiefItemLevelTaken fromUpgradeHowWhen
1bsweapon190Noir+155Asleep18 Jul
2Hubertamulet118Setsuna+83In battle13 Jun
3xXRaYmAnXxamulet120Hubert+81Asleep03 Jun
4SaveFerrisamulet102negative+76In battle26 Apr
5slackietunic106BlueSamurai+69Asleep16 Aug
6ToiletSeatpair of boots47MrGrab+37In battle28 May
7usedbreadtunic66useless+31Asleep14 May
8DXtremzamulet41leonardo+30In battle24 Jul
9slackiehelm55Noir+30Asleep13 Aug
10bsring68Noir+26Asleep26 Jun
11usedbreadtunic35ikirudennis+22Asleep14 Apr
12slackiering73Crownfall+22Asleep07 Aug

Progression

Current level, then whoever is closest to the next one. The bot states a countdown once and never revises it, so each is aged forward from the moment it was read to the end of the log — the figure here is what is left now, not what was announced. A dash means there is no usable countdown: none was ever announced, or the last one ran out (the level clock only ticks while a player is online, so an elapsed countdown means they went idle, not that they are about to level), or they levelled since it was taken, which retires it. 43 of 79 rows are in that state. Peak gear breaks any remaining tie.

PlayerLevelTo next levelPeak gearAlignment
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist594d 13h 04m932good
2Noir Shadow588d 03h 06m929good
3Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath5837d 13h 18m760good
4PigmonkeY Butterdog572d 04h 35m629good
5hostyle Spatula Holder578d 05h 37m585
6useless person5729d 14h 17m606good
7cdb TheLastStoner5730d 02h 31m502evil
8itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"5730d 11h 01m583good
9ikirudennis Calamitor5615h 32m873good
10hairlesskitty magical sphynx5622h 43m687
11FleischMeister Butcher of Souls557d 20h 20m514
12Sayeth Dark Templar5525d 00h 59m395
13negative muon543d 18h 07m585
14xXRaYmAnXx Plushie5416d 00h 51m471evil
15twizzy Lithomancer531h 02m486
16Charu Warlock5310d 00h 05m558
17bs slackie's pet53648evil
18GeraldTarrant Neocount528d 21h 56m415
19Hector The well-endowed5218d 22h 18m385good
20Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep511d 10h 59m476good
21slackie dongmaster513d 22h 07m541evil
22ToiletSeat flush514d 05h 54m490
23BlueSamurai Tiefling519d 19h 49m946good
24Bitbrain The Tripper51764good
25FrostyPirate King Lurker501d 14h 18m434
26Kognac Scion505d 20h 20m526
27brute Sumo507d 08h 49m510
28Crownfall Architect509d 13h 08m866good
29Poppy Rogue50540
30Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist492h 52m638
31leonardo turtle4910d 09h 28m371good
32turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum49889good
33darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster49583
34usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom49395evil
35entropys donkey49386
36Setsuna Samurai47601
37MrGrab Seeder47391
38fknChaos Viking4618h 58m448
39gamerkonks Rogue464d 17h 18m390
40predakanga code monkey45450
41SaveFerris Cat44462
42TheJesterType Satanspawn44427
43ToddHoward StealthArcher44339
44trip sdr433d 05h 25m507
45Moleski Goblin4217h 20m350
46Kat Alchemist412d 02h 08m450
47Corroding3403 Financier41506
48Fractum Celestial-Mage41392
49moo cow41372good
50am2088 wizard40351
51fart the stink40349
52brindabella Marsupial under your bed40344
53Kenshin The Wanderer37332
54sYN4P515 Sunshine lover361d 06h 04m359
55DXtremz Nobody36360
56cum God35322
57Camelittle HamburgerHelper34329
58Squirtle The Water Pokemon34248
59Kintoki TheJewelGuy32274
60Maleficus Struggler32245
61tonysoprano italian316h 35m254
62kObura Sp4cePir4te31260
63boosy keyboard-warrior31244good
64brenex Thief31228
65raphael turtle30283good
66onehotalien prober30259good
67donatello turtle30249good
68CocoaPuff Princess29268good
69michelangelo turtle25192good
70otl slackie has a microdong245h 59m146
71milkeater Vigilante23199
72Nachtzeit Wanderer22128
73animeman Wizard19118
74Staplefish Rogue18127
75kirato Bunny1231
76shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme1047
77k0r302 Thief93
78fabricionaweb Soul Seeker839
79MOODENG NOMNOMNOM30

Arrivals & departures

Who is actually still here. A player counts as gone quiet after 14 days with no battle, quest or stroke of fate — 47 of 78 players have been seen since then. Worth knowing when reading the all-time tables: they rank the departed alongside the living.

Newest arrivals

PlayerJoinedDays in realmLevelBattles
1Nachtzeit Wanderer06 Sep12210
2otl slackie has a microdong06 Sep12410
3Staplefish Rogue06 Sep0187
4shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme05 Sep0104
5animeman Wizard03 Sep3195
6tonysoprano italian02 Sep43128
7CocoaPuff Princess01 Sep32912
8onehotalien prober01 Sep43017
9sYN4P515 Sunshine lover22 Aug163631
10Moleski Goblin05 Aug314253

Gone quiet

PlayerLast seenDays silentDays playedLevel
1fabricionaweb Soul Seeker10 Apr15008
2am2088 wizard19 Apr1411540
3fart the stink19 Apr1411640
4predakanga code monkey30 Apr1302845
5Maleficus Struggler30 Apr130632
6kirato Bunny30 Apr129012
7Camelittle HamburgerHelper14 May116634
8kObura Sp4cePir4te19 May111431
9SaveFerris Cat27 May1033344
10turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum02 Jun975649

Combat

Every duel, ambush and team battle. Attacked is battles you started, Defended is battles started against you, Ambush is the bot’s surprise attacks. Win rate is shown for players with at least 20 battles.

PlayerWLWin rateAttackedDefendedAmbushTeamNet clock
1ikirudennis Calamitor432068.3%14–425–164–03–6+16d 21h
2hairlesskitty magical sphynx421179.2%18–722–42–03–7+19d 3h
3Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist421968.9%24–1214–74–03–2+40d 0h
4negative muon422364.6%17–1518–87–04–6+14d 20h
5PigmonkeY Butterdog391670.9%16–521–92–24–1+33d 2h
6cdb TheLastStoner362262.1%15–1218–63–43–5+11d 18h
7BlueSamurai Tiefling352162.5%20–810–115–22–3+11d 0h
8Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath352261.4%19–616–130–34–4+12d 18h
9useless person331766.0%9–1021–73–02–1+5d 8h
10Noir Shadow321272.7%13–417–82–03–4+21d 8h
11slackie dongmaster302158.8%12–817–131–03–1+8d 9h
12darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster271860.0%7–1118–62–16–4+1d 5h
13hostyle Spatula Holder262155.3%14–1011–91–28–2+14d 1h
14itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"251661.0%6–717–92–03–4−9h 31m
15Kognac Scion221953.7%8–1012–92–01–1+13h 59m
16FleischMeister Butcher of Souls191654.3%12–86–61–23–0+7d 1h
17ToiletSeat flush192147.5%11–78–140–04–4+6d 12h
18Charu Warlock192246.3%10–127–102–05–2+9d 4h
19Sayeth Dark Templar192741.3%5–1012–162–14–4−4d 19h
20xXRaYmAnXx Plushie171947.2%9–117–51–33–1−1h 24m
21brute Sumo172837.8%7–1210–140–21–2−1d 10h
22leonardo turtle173234.7%6–158–163–11–4−16h 24m
23twizzy Lithomancer151944.1%6–89–80–31–4−1d 4h
24Setsuna Samurai141351.9%6–97–41–02–1+19h 11m
25Moleski Goblin142635.0%6–87–181–04–4+14h 33m
26GeraldTarrant Neocount143429.2%10–182–152–12–1+3h 28m
27Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep132732.5%8–163–112–04–4−14h 0m
28ToddHoward StealthArcher122631.6%3–58–181–31–2−4h 2m
29gamerkonks Rogue111739.3%4–56–121–02–4−16h 25m
30Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist1013–16–01–00–1+2d 4h
31Poppy Rogue101835.7%5–135–50–05–1−18h 59m
32Kat Alchemist102429.4%7–63–170–15–3+7h 6m
33TheJesterType Satanspawn982–17–70–02–3+7h 29m
34FrostyPirate King Lurker872–15–61–00–0+1d 22h
35Hector The well-endowed81436.4%2–95–51–01–2−2d 2h
36fknChaos Viking82524.2%4–104–150–00–3−2d 15h
37Fractum Celestial-Mage773–14–60–00–0+14h 37m
38CocoaPuff Princess664–52–10–01–2−35m
39sYN4P515 Sunshine lover52616.1%2–173–80–10–0−13h 24m
40trip sdr451–13–40–00–0+4h 0m
41tonysoprano italian42414.3%0–154–90–02–1−6h 33m
42Crownfall Architect120–11–10–00–0−22h 34m
43otl slackie has a microdong191–40–50–00–0−41m
44Nachtzeit Wanderer190–71–20–00–0−22m
45bs slackie's pet010–10–00–00–0−1d 10h
46shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme040–40–00–00–0−7m
47animeman Wizard050–30–20–00–0−14m
48Staplefish Rogue070–50–20–00–0−16m
49onehotalien prober0170–120–50–00–1−5h 15m

The clock

Winning a battle you started removes time from your clock; losing one adds time. Only the attacker’s clock ever moves — defending is free, win or lose. Attacking pays off on average: a win removes far more than a loss adds.

Net clock swing — biggest gainers and losers

PymanPyman: +40d 0h+40d 0hPigmonkeYPigmonkeY: +33d 2h+33d 2hNoirNoir: +21d 8h+21d 8hhairlesskittyhairlesskitty: +19d 3h+19d 3hikirudennisikirudennis: +16d 21h+16d 21hnegativenegative: +14d 20h+14d 20hhostylehostyle: +14d 1h+14d 1hHubertHubert: +12d 18h+12d 18hcdbcdb: +11d 18h+11d 18hBlueSamuraiBlueSamurai: +11d 0h+11d 0hPoppyPoppy: −18h 59m−18h 59mCrownfallCrownfall: −22h 34m−22h 34mtwizzytwizzy: −1d 4h−1d 4hbsbs: −1d 10h−1d 10hbrutebrute: −1d 10h−1d 10hHectorHector: −2d 2h−2d 2hfknChaosfknChaos: −2d 15h−2d 15hSayethSayeth: −4d 19h−4d 19h
Table view
PlayerNet clock
Pyman+40d 0h
PigmonkeY+33d 2h
Noir+21d 8h
hairlesskitty+19d 3h
ikirudennis+16d 21h
negative+14d 20h
hostyle+14d 1h
Hubert+12d 18h
cdb+11d 18h
BlueSamurai+11d 0h
Poppy−18h 59m
Crownfall−22h 34m
twizzy−1d 4h
bs−1d 10h
brute−1d 10h
Hector−2d 2h
fknChaos−2d 15h
Sayeth−4d 19h

Biggest single wins

PlayerTime removedBeaten
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist4d 22h 40mPigmonkeY
2hostyle Spatula Holder4d 20h 58mitWasntMe2004
3itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"4d 13h 45mtwizzy
4Sayeth Dark Templar4d 07h 46mikirudennis
5cdb TheLastStoner4d 06h 55mToiletSeat
6useless person4d 00h 47mFrostyPirate
7ikirudennis Calamitor3d 22h 58mhostyle
8hairlesskitty magical sphynx3d 22h 58mHubert
9PigmonkeY Butterdog3d 22h 26mslackie
10Noir Shadow3d 20h 41mBlueSamurai

Biggest single losses

PlayerTime addedBeaten by
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist3d 12h 42museless
2Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath2d 19h 54mikirudennis
3Sayeth Dark Templar2d 19h 44mIdleRPG
4itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"2d 16h 19mHubert
5useless person2d 11h 52mhostyle
6cdb TheLastStoner2d 07h 53mBlueSamurai
7hostyle Spatula Holder2d 07h 05mKognac
8xXRaYmAnXx Plushie2d 01h 04mIdleRPG
9FleischMeister Butcher of Souls1d 16h 56mbrute
10negative muon1d 12h 46mikirudennis

Luck & RNG

In every battle the bot rolls a random number from 0 to your total item power minus one, and the higher roll wins. Your mean roll as a share of your gear is therefore pure luck — it should sit just under 50% no matter how good your equipment is. Anyone far from 50% over many battles has been blessed or cursed by the RNG. Minimum 20 battles.

Mean roll vs the 50% expectation

45%50%55%60%65%expected 50%HectorHector: 63.1% mean roll over 22 battles63.1%SetsunaSetsuna: 59.2% mean roll over 27 battles59.2%KognacKognac: 58.4% mean roll over 41 battles58.4%hairlesskittyhairlesskitty: 58.3% mean roll over 53 battles58.3%NoirNoir: 58.3% mean roll over 44 battles58.3%SayethSayeth: 57.8% mean roll over 46 battles57.8%tonysopranotonysoprano: 56.2% mean roll over 28 battles56.2%cdbcdb: 55.5% mean roll over 58 battles55.5%gamerkonksgamerkonks: 48.0% mean roll over 28 battles48.0%FleischMeisterFleischMeister: 47.9% mean roll over 35 battles47.9%CharuCharu: 47.3% mean roll over 41 battles47.3%WranglerWrangler: 44.9% mean roll over 40 battles44.9%sYN4P515sYN4P515: 44.1% mean roll over 31 battles44.1%fknChaosfknChaos: 43.7% mean roll over 33 battles43.7%PoppyPoppy: 42.9% mean roll over 28 battles42.9%PymanPyman: 42.1% mean roll over 61 battles42.1%
Table view
PlayerMean rollBattles
Hector63.1%22
Setsuna59.2%27
Kognac58.4%41
hairlesskitty58.3%53
Noir58.3%44
Sayeth57.8%46
tonysoprano56.2%28
cdb55.5%58
gamerkonks48.0%28
FleischMeister47.9%35
Charu47.3%41
Wrangler44.9%40
sYN4P51544.1%31
fknChaos43.7%33
Poppy42.9%28
Pyman42.1%61

Luck table

PlayerMean rollvs 50% (pts)BattlesBest win streakWorst losing streak
1Hector The well-endowed63.1%+13.12236
2Setsuna Samurai59.2%+9.22736
3Kognac Scion58.4%+8.44174
4hairlesskitty magical sphynx58.3%+8.353122
5Noir Shadow58.3%+8.34482
6Sayeth Dark Templar57.8%+7.84634
7tonysoprano italian56.2%+6.228220
8cdb TheLastStoner55.5%+5.55863
9slackie dongmaster55.3%+5.35163
10Kat Alchemist55.3%+5.33426
11ikirudennis Calamitor53.7%+3.76394
12itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"53.4%+3.44183
13hostyle Spatula Holder52.9%+2.94743
14negative muon52.6%+2.665104
15Moleski Goblin51.9%+1.940511
16leonardo turtle51.1%+1.14938
17darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster51.1%+1.14564
18Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath50.1%+0.157144
19twizzy Lithomancer49.9%-0.13435
20PigmonkeY Butterdog49.7%-0.355103
21GeraldTarrant Neocount49.2%-0.84826
22ToiletSeat flush49.2%-0.84045
23useless person48.9%-1.15093
24brute Sumo48.8%-1.24535
25xXRaYmAnXx Plushie48.7%-1.33667
26BlueSamurai Tiefling48.7%-1.35693
27ToddHoward StealthArcher48.7%-1.33839
28gamerkonks Rogue48.0%-2.02833
29FleischMeister Butcher of Souls47.9%-2.13544
30Charu Warlock47.3%-2.74136
31Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep44.9%-5.14026
32sYN4P515 Sunshine lover44.1%-5.931210
33fknChaos Viking43.7%-6.333311
34Poppy Rogue42.9%-7.12838
35Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist42.1%-7.961133

Highest single rolls

PlayerRollOf gearShare
1PigmonkeY Butterdog56456599.8%
2Sayeth Dark Templar39039199.7%
3Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist92692999.7%
4Noir Shadow74274599.6%
5Hector The well-endowed36136399.4%
6Kognac Scion52352699.4%
7leonardo turtle34634899.4%
8hostyle Spatula Holder58158599.3%
9TheJesterType Satanspawn42442799.3%
10brute Sumo49650099.2%

Most wasted rolls

PlayerRollOf gearShare
1shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme030.0%
2tonysoprano italian010.0%
3Staplefish Rogue010.0%
4Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist19290.1%
5Charu Warlock15360.2%
6Kognac Scion15170.2%
7cdb TheLastStoner15020.2%
8Poppy Rogue25400.4%
9CocoaPuff Princess12680.4%
10twizzy Lithomancer24840.4%

Rivalries

Head-to-head records across all battle types. The giant-killer score adds up how much stronger each beaten opponent was; the choke score does the same for losses to weaker opponents. Higher means more of it.

Most-played rivalries

MatchupBattlesRecordLeader
1PigmonkeY vs darkcode65–1PigmonkeY
2Pyman vs negative52–3negative
3FleischMeister vs itWasntMe200451–4itWasntMe2004
4fknChaos vs negative50–5negative
5Kognac vs ikirudennis50–5ikirudennis
6GeraldTarrant vs useless50–5useless
7Pyman vs leonardo55–0Pyman
8brute vs negative50–5negative
9Hubert vs slackie43–1Hubert
10PigmonkeY vs ikirudennis42–2level
11negative vs slackie44–0negative
12Sayeth vs ToddHoward41–3ToddHoward
13Sayeth vs negative42–2level
14Pyman vs hairlesskitty43–1Pyman
15PigmonkeY vs ToiletSeat43–1PigmonkeY

Nemeses — who beats you most

PlayerNemesisLosses to them
1GeraldTarrant Neocountuseless5
2leonardo turtlePyman5
3brute Sumonegative5
4Sayeth Dark TemplarToddHoward3
5Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a JeepitWasntMe20043
6ToddHoward StealthArcherPigmonkeY2
7Moleski GoblinNoir3
8sYN4P515 Sunshine loverToddHoward3
9fknChaos Vikingnegative5
10Kat Alchemisthairlesskitty3
11tonysoprano italianuseless3
12negative muonikirudennis3
13cdb TheLastStonerKat2
14Hubert Bonisseur de La BathNoir3
15Charu WarlockKognac2

Most attacked

PlayerTimes targeted
1ikirudennis41
2PigmonkeY30
3slackie30
4Hubert29
5Sayeth28
6useless28
7negative26
8ToddHoward26
9hairlesskitty26
10itWasntMe200426
11Moleski25
12Noir25

Giant killers

PlayerUpset scoreW–L
1CocoaPuff Princess117.26–6
2sYN4P515 Sunshine lover37.85–26
3Moleski Goblin8.314–26
4Sayeth Dark Templar8.019–27
5ToddHoward StealthArcher5.412–26
6Hector The well-endowed5.48–14
7Kat Alchemist5.410–24
8leonardo turtle5.017–32
9cdb TheLastStoner4.236–22
10slackie dongmaster3.330–21
11GeraldTarrant Neocount3.114–34
12xXRaYmAnXx Plushie2.917–19

Biggest chokers

PlayerChoke scoreW–L
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist127.842–19
2ikirudennis Calamitor10.643–20
3Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath8.735–22
4negative muon6.242–23
5BlueSamurai Tiefling5.235–21
6Noir Shadow4.832–12
7useless person4.633–17
8hostyle Spatula Holder4.226–21
9cdb TheLastStoner3.336–22
10Charu Warlock3.019–22
11itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"2.325–16
12xXRaYmAnXx Plushie2.317–19

Fate

Random events that move your clock with no battle involved. Godsends speed you up, calamities slow you down, the hand of God is the rare huge blessing, and smites counts being forsaken by an evil god or consumed by holy fire. Net fate is the sum of all of it.

PlayerGodsendsCalamitiesHand of GodCrits dealtCrits takenSmitesNet fate
1Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath1031000+19d 13h
2Noir Shadow721011+12d 7h
3itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"810000+11d 17h
4PigmonkeY Butterdog1263000+8d 13h
5Poppy Rogue822000+7d 22h
6Charu Warlock801011+7d 20h
7hostyle Spatula Holder532100+7d 13h
8xXRaYmAnXx Plushie421101+6d 10h
9Kognac Scion341000+5d 18h
10FleischMeister Butcher of Souls932001+4d 14h
11Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep421010+4d 4h
12Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist551100+4d 3h
13negative muon631110+3d 11h
14ToiletSeat flush532100+3d 3h
15twizzy Lithomancer411000+2d 17h
16GeraldTarrant Neocount310210+2d 12h
17hairlesskitty magical sphynx421000+1d 20h
18darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster400010+1d 16h
19brute Sumo520100+1d 2h
20Kat Alchemist421000+19h 52m
21ToddHoward StealthArcher710000+18h 26m
22TheJesterType Satanspawn520000+12h 58m
23leonardo turtle211000+11h 57m
24gamerkonks Rogue510000+10h 55m
25BlueSamurai Tiefling851200+10h 2m
26Moleski Goblin510010+8h 50m
27FrostyPirate King Lurker100000+8h 18m
28trip sdr300000+6h 41m
29sYN4P515 Sunshine lover300010+2h 53m
30tonysoprano italian201000+1h 59m
31Nachtzeit Wanderer200000+5m
32otl slackie has a microdong100000+5m
33onehotalien prober010000−1m
34CocoaPuff Princess030000−1h 38m
35Fractum Celestial-Mage110000−1h 43m
36Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist010000−5h 28m
37Sayeth Dark Templar210020−1d 5h
38slackie dongmaster650000−1d 13h
39Setsuna Samurai140000−1d 20h
40ikirudennis Calamitor240000−2d 0h
41cdb TheLastStoner310001−2d 1h
42fknChaos Viking340101−2d 9h
43Hector The well-endowed110011−7d 12h
44useless person421001−8d 8h

Quests & gear

Quests are run by four players chosen by the gods; completing one clears 25% of everyone’s remaining time. Ruined counts quests you broke by going idle — your whole party pays for it. Gear is total item power; items can be enchanted, damaged, or stolen outright.

Gear

PlayerPeakCurrentEnchantsDamagedStoleRobbed
1BlueSamurai Tiefling9469460001
2Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist9329322000
3Noir Shadow9297450001
4ikirudennis Calamitor8738670201
5Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath7607571001
6hairlesskitty magical sphynx6876873000
7bs slackie's pet6486460010
8Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist6386380010
9PigmonkeY Butterdog6296290001
10useless person6066062000
11Setsuna Samurai6016010010
12negative muon5855852000
13itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"5835830010
14darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster5835800100
15slackie dongmaster5415411040
16Kognac Scion5265261000
17twizzy Lithomancer4864861100
18Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep4764620001
19fknChaos Viking4484480001
20Sayeth Dark Templar3953941000
21gamerkonks Rogue3903901000
22leonardo turtle3713710001
23Moleski Goblin3503501000
24animeman Wizard1181180100

Questing

PlayerQuestsCompletedRuined
1BlueSamurai Tiefling660
2fknChaos Viking851
3Kognac Scion650
4hostyle Spatula Holder540
5Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep730
6Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist430
7useless person430
8slackie dongmaster431
9ikirudennis Calamitor330
10GeraldTarrant Neocount330
11PigmonkeY Butterdog330
12negative muon520
13Noir Shadow420
14darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster420
15cdb TheLastStoner320
16Sayeth Dark Templar320
17Poppy Rogue321
18ToiletSeat flush321
19ToddHoward StealthArcher320
20Charu Warlock220
21gamerkonks Rogue220
22Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath311
23hairlesskitty magical sphynx310
24brute Sumo210
25Setsuna Samurai210
26TheJesterType Satanspawn210
27xXRaYmAnXx Plushie110
28FleischMeister Butcher of Souls110
29FrostyPirate King Lurker110
30twizzy Lithomancer110
31Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist110
32Moleski Goblin110
33Hector The well-endowed100
34itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"100
35Fractum Celestial-Mage101
36leonardo turtle100
37Kat Alchemist100

Great robberies

Items change hands two ways: dropped in a fierce battle and picked up by the winner, or lifted straight off a sleeping player — a perk of an evil alignment. Ranked by upgrade, the gap between the item taken and the one the thief threw away, since that is what actually made them stronger. 5 of 8 thefts in this window were off sleeping players.

ThiefItemLevelTaken fromUpgradeHowWhen
1slackietunic106BlueSamurai+69Asleep16 Aug
2slackiehelm55Noir+30Asleep13 Aug
3bspair of boots42leonardo+17Asleep10 Aug
4slackiecharm57Wrangler+13Asleep16 Aug
5Bingcruftamulet41ikirudennis+10In battle12 Aug
6itWasntMe2004charm35fknChaos+9In battle10 Aug
7slackieamulet118Hubert+8Asleep16 Aug
8Setsunapair of boots41PigmonkeY+7In battle12 Aug

Progression

Current level, then whoever is closest to the next one. The bot states a countdown once and never revises it, so each is aged forward from the moment it was read to the end of the log — the figure here is what is left now, not what was announced. A dash means there is no usable countdown: none was ever announced, or the last one ran out (the level clock only ticks while a player is online, so an elapsed countdown means they went idle, not that they are about to level), or they levelled since it was taken, which retires it. 13 of 49 rows are in that state. Peak gear breaks any remaining tie.

PlayerLevelTo next levelPeak gearAlignment
1Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist594d 13h 04m932good
2Noir Shadow588d 03h 06m929good
3Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath5837d 13h 18m760good
4PigmonkeY Butterdog572d 04h 35m629good
5hostyle Spatula Holder578d 05h 37m585
6useless person5729d 14h 17m606good
7cdb TheLastStoner5730d 02h 31m502evil
8itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"5730d 11h 01m583good
9ikirudennis Calamitor5615h 32m873good
10hairlesskitty magical sphynx5622h 43m687
11FleischMeister Butcher of Souls557d 20h 20m514
12Sayeth Dark Templar5525d 00h 59m395
13negative muon543d 18h 07m585
14xXRaYmAnXx Plushie5416d 00h 51m471evil
15twizzy Lithomancer531h 02m486
16Charu Warlock5310d 00h 05m558
17bs slackie's pet53648evil
18GeraldTarrant Neocount528d 21h 56m415
19Hector The well-endowed5218d 22h 18m385good
20Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep511d 10h 59m476good
21slackie dongmaster513d 22h 07m541evil
22ToiletSeat flush514d 05h 54m490
23BlueSamurai Tiefling519d 19h 49m946good
24FrostyPirate King Lurker501d 14h 18m434
25Kognac Scion505d 20h 20m526
26brute Sumo507d 08h 49m510
27Crownfall Architect509d 13h 08m866good
28Poppy Rogue50540
29Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist492h 52m638
30leonardo turtle4910d 09h 28m371good
31darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster49583
32Setsuna Samurai47601
33fknChaos Viking4618h 58m448
34gamerkonks Rogue464d 17h 18m390
35TheJesterType Satanspawn44427
36ToddHoward StealthArcher44339
37trip sdr433d 05h 25m507
38Moleski Goblin4217h 20m350
39Kat Alchemist412d 02h 08m450
40Fractum Celestial-Mage41392
41sYN4P515 Sunshine lover361d 06h 04m359
42tonysoprano italian316h 35m254
43onehotalien prober30259good
44CocoaPuff Princess29268good
45otl slackie has a microdong245h 59m146
46Nachtzeit Wanderer22128
47animeman Wizard19118
48Staplefish Rogue18127
49shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme1047

Arrivals & departures

Who is actually still here. A player counts as gone quiet after 14 days with no battle, quest or stroke of fate — 47 of 78 players have been seen since then. Worth knowing when reading the all-time tables: they rank the departed alongside the living.

Newest arrivals

PlayerJoinedDays in realmLevelBattles
1Nachtzeit Wanderer06 Sep12210
2otl slackie has a microdong06 Sep12410
3Staplefish Rogue06 Sep0187
4shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme05 Sep0104
5animeman Wizard03 Sep3195
6tonysoprano italian02 Sep43128
7CocoaPuff Princess01 Sep32912
8onehotalien prober01 Sep43017
9sYN4P515 Sunshine lover22 Aug163631

Gone quiet

PlayerLast seenDays silentDays playedLevel
1fabricionaweb Soul Seeker10 Apr15008
2am2088 wizard19 Apr1411540
3fart the stink19 Apr1411640
4predakanga code monkey30 Apr1302845
5Maleficus Struggler30 Apr130632
6kirato Bunny30 Apr129012
7Camelittle HamburgerHelper14 May116634
8kObura Sp4cePir4te19 May111431
9SaveFerris Cat27 May1033344
10turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum02 Jun975649

The long game

Gear over time, and how busy the realm has been. Both charts always cover the full log.

Gear progression

Total item power for the 8 best-geared characters, read off the denominator of every battle roll. Unlike level, gear can fall — items lose effectiveness and get stolen — so the distance below a character's own peak is real. Lines are stepped because gear holds flat and then jumps; the slope between two changes would otherwise show an accrual that never happened.

02505007501000MayJunJulAugSepBlueSamurai: item power 946Pyman: item power 932Noir: item power 745turtle: item power 889ikirudennis: item power 867Crownfall: item power 866Bitbrain: item power 762Hubert: item power 757item power
BlueSamuraiPymanNoirturtleikirudennisCrownfallBitbrainHubert
Table view (every character)
PlayerPeak gearCurrentBelow peakReadings
1BlueSamurai Tiefling946946146
2Pyman Arcane Hermetic Eclecticist932932402
3Noir Shadow929745-19.8%395
4turtle ManosphericalCowInAVacuum889889146
5ikirudennis Calamitor873867-0.7%401
6Crownfall Architect866866163
7Bitbrain The Tripper764762-0.3%182
8Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath760757-0.4%359
9hairlesskitty magical sphynx687687370
10bs slackie's pet648646-0.3%286
11Bingcruft Left-Handed Fabulist63863898
12PigmonkeY Butterdog629629327
13useless person606606378
14Setsuna Samurai601601131
15hostyle Spatula Holder585585375
16negative muon585585290
17itWasntMe2004 "The Beast of Trenzalore"583583312
18darkcode Slow-leveling Snail Monster583580-0.5%133
19Charu Warlock558558237
20slackie dongmaster541541356
21Poppy Rogue540540131
22Kognac Scion526526140
23FleischMeister Butcher of Souls514514310
24brute Sumo510510177
25trip sdr50750767
26Corroding3403 Financier50650649
27cdb TheLastStoner502451-10.2%395
28ToiletSeat flush490490164
29twizzy Lithomancer486486267
30Wrangler BEEP! BEEP! I'm a Jeep476462-2.9%178
31xXRaYmAnXx Plushie471468-0.6%236
32SaveFerris Cat46246265
33predakanga code monkey45045076
34Kat Alchemist45045046
35fknChaos Viking44844888
36FrostyPirate King Lurker434434181
37TheJesterType Satanspawn42742761
38GeraldTarrant Neocount415415225
39Sayeth Dark Templar395394-0.3%336
40usedbread exile of the crawfish kingdom395395165
41Fractum Celestial-Mage39239252
42MrGrab Seeder391361-7.7%97
43gamerkonks Rogue39039071
44entropys donkey386386127
45Hector The well-endowed385383-0.5%209
46moo cow37237249
47leonardo turtle371371153
48DXtremz Nobody36036029
49sYN4P515 Sunshine lover35935931
50am2088 wizard35135148
51Moleski Goblin35035053
52fart the stink34934968
53brindabella Marsupial under your bed34434471
54ToddHoward StealthArcher33933968
55Kenshin The Wanderer33233236
56Camelittle HamburgerHelper32932922
57cum God32232227
58raphael turtle28328312
59Kintoki TheJewelGuy27427429
60CocoaPuff Princess26826812
61kObura Sp4cePir4te26026022
62onehotalien prober25925917
63tonysoprano italian25425428
64donatello turtle24924915
65Squirtle The Water Pokemon24824829
66Maleficus Struggler24524518
67boosy keyboard-warrior24424416
68brenex Thief22822817
69milkeater Vigilante1991994
70michelangelo turtle19219211
71otl slackie has a microdong14614610
72Nachtzeit Wanderer12812810
73Staplefish Rogue1271277
74animeman Wizard1181185
75shinkfive Wanderer of Space and TIme47474
76fabricionaweb Soul Seeker39393
77kirato Bunny31312
78k0r302 Thief331

Battles per day

0204060MayJunJulAugSepbattles
Table view (last 30 days)
DateBattles
2026-08-0337
2026-08-0431
2026-08-0534
2026-08-0637
2026-08-0734
2026-08-0841
2026-08-0932
2026-08-1037
2026-08-1132
2026-08-1235
2026-08-1336
2026-08-1431
2026-08-1531
2026-08-1633
2026-08-1730
2026-08-1834
2026-08-1932
2026-08-2033
2026-08-2132
2026-08-2239
2026-08-2341
2026-08-2435
2026-08-2513
2026-09-0129
2026-09-0241
2026-09-0345
2026-09-0439
2026-09-0536
2026-09-0648
2026-09-0730